mackie jo

a lot of mother fuckers have the wrong idea about me, and I have zero desire to clear that shit up

[mackie jo @mackenziejowa]

My coworker told me today, “I can’t figure you out. You’re a little country and do anything outdoors, you’re girly and get your eyelashes done, and you bump trap music. You’re confusing” & no one has described me better 😂😂😂

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I just wanna go to the casino w $10 and leave with $3.8M

[THE TWILIGHT SAGA 🍎 @Twilight]

scientists at stanford university have reconstructed this 3D model of how adam and eve might have looked

[mackie jo @mackenziejowa]

How is Red Leaf gonna charge me $8 for a smoothie but not do stamp cards or a rewards system???

[mackie jo @mackenziejowa]

Living up Spirit Lake Hwy is getting sooo old.. it’s like driving on I-5 every morning and night but there’s no passing lanes and everyone goes 10mph under the speed limit

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

me forgetting i exist while i'm driving

[mackie jo @mackenziejowa]

when the Walmart receipt checker asks for my receipt and I say “you can just have it” and keep walking ☠️ bye bitch I don’t have time

[ally ｡⋆｡˚ ʚïɞ ˚｡⋆｡ @chaotiically]

i’m crying these are so cute

[mackie jo @mackenziejowa]

I have never had one good experience at the Kelso Panera lol

[Junebug @abj_iii]

We do not skip Lips of an Angel in this vehicle.

[La vie est belle @lavieestbelIe]

Sea glass

[mackie jo @mackenziejowa]

My neighbor: retired fire chief
Me: burns brush during burn bans

[emily dare ૮₍・ω・₎ა @artbyemilydare]

🍒 Cherry Cows 🍒

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

teefs

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

[mackie jo @mackenziejowa]

Finally put on the glass screen protector I bought months ago and I put the mf on upside down ☠️☠️☠️