mackenzie kelly

UT '21

[iisthatdanny @iisthatdanny]

LMFAO

[Robvolver 🛒 @Burnvolver]

The CDC said puke & rally

[mackenzie kelly @mackenziekell18]

Rip Betty white😔😔😔😔

[PhillyTheBoss.com @PhillyTheBoss]

They told y’all there was an airborne virus and y’all purchased all the toilet paper.

I should’ve known then.

[Foofie B. Jones @fooooofie]

In 2021 I'm challenging myself to shut the literal fuck up for five seconds

[🐒 @fordham2go]

cdc asked if we wanna wear a skirt with them tomorrow

[ryn @RYNR0TICA]

life is about playing dress up and looking pretty idgaf about a job

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[Grace @gracecamille_]

*after eating 5300 calories of chinese food in 1 sitting* is nausea a symptom of covid

[rockstar @cadefart]

i finally quit drinking for good

now i drink for evil

[Natalie @natateaaa]

Does the government have a plan in place if 1D were to announce a reunion show in a singular city?

[Natasha 🫧 @TashDollarSign]

Wishing 6 figure remote jobs for my friends 🎉

[g a b y @gabydvj]

one of my worst traits is my core belief that i deserve a little $6 coffee every time i run a mildly unpleasant errand

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds?

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

times are starting to feel precedented

[J$ @easiejayy]

At yo BM house cooking bacon letting the grease pop on yo son head

[🌹 LO 🌻 @datruth_01]

Where’s the lie? 🤣🤣

[ben @benwassertweet]

i'm actually not gonna freak out until italians are on their balconies again

[Maddie ◡̈ @Smileyfacegall]

Rockstar lifestyle might not make it