Mackenzie Koch

it’s giving mental health issues. 26 • KC

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

Don’t cry over boys.
Do squats at the gym.
Make them wish they still had that ass.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

Failed talking stage < guaranteed instagram story view

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

I may drink more nights than I don’t but as a kid I took a ton of Flinstone vitamins to prepare me for this situation.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

@evedwards1442 Her business is nipple covers btw💀

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

Ah motorcycle guys, the horse girls of men.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

Does anyone want to play outside after work?

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

The most midwestern thing I do is point to a word on the menu at a Mexican restaurant I can’t pronounce despite taking 2 years of Spanish.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

Jared Leto is for sure a lizard person.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

The strong female urge to insult his hairline while trying to get your point across.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

My parents think I’m a snob because I wanted to live in a city with luxurious things like jobs and stuff to do.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

If you want to get the ick from a man you’re talking to. Just look at his follows on Instagram.😩

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

I didn’t even ask to be here and now you’re telling me I have to find a partner to split health insurance with???

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

Why do men have this irrational fear that women are going to use them for the money that they don’t even have??!?

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

No women starts crazy. They get driven there in leather seats and tinted windows.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

My cold shoulder game is so strong.Y’all have no idea I’ll have you questioning if you exist.😂

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

There is nothing like being completely in the pocket with you you friends with a drink in hand.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

I can tell you with 100% confidence if a women is sporting a bush in that moment.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

I feel like I don’t get the Taylor Swift craze because I’ve never had to build up the courage to be a bitch to someone.

It comes naturally.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

Go into your room and look around.

Are there more than four cups?

If you answered yes, you might be depressed babes.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

Women really spoke on Tuesday! Do not take away our rights! We will fight back!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We lost fewer seats in the House of Representatives than any Democratic president’s first midterm election in at least 40 years.

And we had the best midterms for Governors since 1986.

The American people spoke.

[Mackenzie Koch @mackenziekoch]

My toxic trait is always saying the most uncomfortable thing possible because it’s funny to me.