Mackenzie

23

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

im not american im californian

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

how did people just find about sysco this past year? did no one work in restaurants before? they thought they had a pastry chef in the back at applebees making fresh lava cakes every night?

[mags @whimsyhollanov]

TO KNOW IT WAS OFFERED HURTS MORE THAN IF IT WAS NEVER A THING AT ALL TBH. LIKE WE WERE SO CLOSE. IM IN MOURNING

[RYⱯN 🪽 @RyanW2801]

How life feels currently

[🕳️ @shaneshole]

accidentally learning russian from reading/writing yaoi smut is so much more fun than duo lingo

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Since Pope Leo XIV mentioned this in encyclical, this means if your employer is pushing you to use AI, you can cite religious conserns as a reason to not use it at work

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

I do not want an ai shopping assistant I do not want ai search help i don’t want to see what my pictures would look like with ai slop I don’t want an ai DJ I don’t want ai anything please leave me the FUCK ALONE

[kaily james scott 🧸🩷 @djoedjonas]

i’m glad that the amsterdam venue stood on business sorryyyyyy. i fucking hate camping culture so much it needs to die. it’s so unsafe and by the time the show starts these are the exact people that are passing out. get there at a normal time like a normal person

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

new favorite map just dropped

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

going to shows solo, arriving after doors, getting a beer and elbowing your way past all of these people >>>>

[໊ @soysabil]

“slut era” i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Anyone else feeling a kind of looming dread?

ⓘ 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨

[c @c110101101]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

scientists are calling me "the one person that is allowed to put q-tips into their ear canal" saying things like "she's just so careful" and "i don't know how she does it"

[rain @yellowplumfruit]

oh. my bad

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The only airline I’ve ever flown where the adult beverage option was BuzzBallz