KENZ

born to dilly dally, forced to pick up the pace

[Eli Racks @IamEliRacks]

Co-workers: "He seems very happy today; I wonder what's on his mind?"

Me:

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

prayer circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
please be
🕯 okay 🕯
jaxson dart
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

Weather forecasters be like

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Big weather system coming through.
Here's what we know so far.

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

POV it’s 2065 and you’re explaining the 2025 giants to Cam Skattebo

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Scattaboo is just Gronk reincarnated in a littler body.

[KENZ @mackeycheese]

the giants may be 2-4. the giants may take years off my life every time they are on the field. but man, they are fun to watch this seaon

[KENZ @mackeycheese]

are the giants back?

(this tweet could age so poorly)

[KENZ @mackeycheese]

my personal favorite tik toks to watch are girls nuuly hauls so i know what outfits look like irl

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

low-key he looks like he's about to poison his entire family with piña coladas and then save them at the last minute

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

do u ever think about how somebody looked at an innocent little baby and decided to name it walton goggins

[m @msnetiker]

If I send you this it means I was fucking right

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

little does he know when we get back to my place I’m quizzing him with 1500 questions and answers to challenge the mind

[✈️ @ClubAntt]

He look like he in SpongeBob’s band about to perform Sweet Victory

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

When I offer to cover the tab for my friends (I want the Amex points and they’re Venmo’ing me later)

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Joe Guidice if he was a mouse

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

How it feels to have a lil show you’re looking forward to watching after work

[dictator @notpadre]

this weather