Mack Howey

“stay thirsty my friends” -Tom Schafer

[morgan walmart @mattttbailey]

we’re grown. either you want me or you don’t. i don’t have time for games.

[Mack Howey @mackhowey2000]

@karsenschultz I miss you so much! 😭

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If masks, lockdowns, and vaccines didn’t work the first time, why the hell does anyone expect them to work a second time? 🤡🤡

[Anthony Scantlin @ScantlinAnthony]

Th best part about @DroegemeierK leaving hays is no longer buying him drinks

[Mack Howey @mackhowey2000]

My mental state is drunk alone on a Monday ✌🏻

[Mack Howey @mackhowey2000]

I told my mom to get tiktok and my sisters just told me she makes them late for school sometimes because she watches it so much 😂😂

[Town Drunk 🥃 @WaltELovegren]

So you want me to get vaccinated but you don't want to buy my beef because I vaccinated them. The hypocrisy is mind boggling. 🤔

[b. @oc3ansluut]

Texas Roadhouse: you want me
me: i want you baby

[Mack Howey @mackhowey2000]

If there was a camera on me when I was doing my makeup and hair people would seriously question if I was alright. 😂

[didn’t ask, plus you’re ugly 🇲🇽🌴🍉🥭🍍🥥 @itsme__azairah]

Best Doritos hands down

[Mack Howey @mackhowey2000]

Honestly I hate people but I wish I had more friends...

[Mack Howey @mackhowey2000]

@19nwerth Weird how can you have a heart attack when you sleep the whole way?

[Bubba Werth @19nwerth]

I would love to be in a cabin in Colorado right about now.

[𝑫𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚 𓃒 @itsyaboydilly]

I’d love to be in a hot tub up in the mountains rn

[Mack Howey @mackhowey2000]

In high need of a vacation

[Mase @Mason_Runft]

No one cares about what you listened to on Spotify this year. Absolutely no one.

[Levi @LeviWasHeree]

I can’t wait to meet someone and realize I was never asking for too much.

[Shayanne Wente @ShayanneWente]

Wine drunk is a new weekly ritual