Mack Judd

You ever sneeze so hard your tonsils explode?

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Protein powder mixed with Gatorade is, in fact, a meal IF you are sad enough. #MillennialEnsure

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

FOLLOW UP! Don’t let them charge you a $50 install fee folks!

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Shaw and Rogers: "It's NoT a MErgER! We are DEDICATED to lowering costs for EVERYONE."
Shaw and Rogers ***whispering*** "but you do have to ask/complain and have free time to fight with us."

[Aluminium Linings @AluminiumLining]

Careful, dear hunters, or you might find yourself on a ride you can’t get off.

Join me on Feb 10th at @ConHobo for this spooooky monster of the week one shot.

#TTRPG #MotW

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Want to hear about my incredibly sad motivational techniques? No? What about Chris’s triathlon adventures?

[Aluminium Linings @AluminiumLining]

New episode is (finally) out!
https://t.co/AIalTN80m0

[Aluminium Linings @AluminiumLining]

It’s HAPPENING:

https://t.co/glsmdyp7Rh

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Fans can make their own choices about whether to attend and the player association could’ve (should’ve) stepped in. But both @calstampeders and @CFL had no intentions of cancelling this game.

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

I’m not upset that they played the game. I’m upset that they lied about caring about player and fan safety.

If they were going to go through with the game no matter what they should’ve just said so instead of making it seem like they were going to reassess and send out updates.

[Calgary Stampeders @calstampeders]

The health and safety of our players, staff, and fans are of the utmost importance to us; the Calgary Stampeders and the CFL continue to closely monitor the air quality conditions via hourly readings taken at McMahon Stadium.

Kickoff of the Labour Day Classic remains set for 5:00pm with the Gridiron Gardens (presented by Coors Light) opening at 3:00pm on McMahon Stadium's South Practice Field.

Further updates will be provided through our social media channels if required.

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Hi it’s me, continuing to appreciate Worlds Beyond Number.

Erika especially was absolutely phenomenal in episode 13. Such great choices and delivery.

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

I'm starting to think eating doritos for breakfast is making me sad you guys.

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

My favourite part of camping by myself is the open mouth, full volume sneezes. It is only in true isolation that I can be free.

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Worlds Beyond Number is my current drop-everything-and-listen but I didn’t start it 5 years later like all my other podcasts so I have to wait for new episodes? Hopefully this builds character/puts hair on my chest.

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Listen I believe in science, but sometimes I also believe that maybe this ONE TIME my wheezing will get better with a lil peppermint tea

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Ok Erika’s part came up and I feel a bit better. I too collect squintable rocks

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

I know I’m late to the game but Worlds Beyond Number?! I saw the title and really thought it was going to start out with a little more whimsy?!

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Don’t get me wrong, I love it but I’m crying onto linoleum while I just try to go about my day?

[Mack Judd @mackjudd]

Ashley: (quietly, ominously, almost as if to herself)“I believe Bobby Flay is the father to January Jones’ baby.”

Also Ashley: continues watching tv without offering any further context.

#LifeWithSmashley

[Dread Singles @hottestsingles]

what doesn’t kill me blew its chance and now it’s my turn

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

My entry to the federal duck stamp art contest did not win.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Groceries too expensive? Just stop eating, you poors. Also don’t look at our price gouging record breaking profits.

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded: