Aj McElroy~

~Live life juiced~ * ~R.I.P. 10/16/14~

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

Someone said I look like Wasabi from Big Hero 6... I mean I guess lol

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

@ofasho_

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

@NancyMace Now that she has no shot at election and can’t gain anything from trump, it’s “trump tried to steal the election” lmao, grifters grift.

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

@dahliaplz The what???

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

Everyone on the Knicks except Brunson and og was just out there doing cardio tonight

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

@FreddyLA7 Bros at Galveston

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

People have interesting hobby choices… you can have any hobby in the world, and this Japanese nigga said “you know what, I want to chase storms in Kansas.”

[Jade 翠勇弥🌪️ Japanese storm chaser ストームチェイサー @Jadestormchase]

アメリカの人へ
何故かダコタ関連でバズってるので宣伝と最近フォローしてくれた方に

私は年に1ヶ月-1.5ヶ月、日本からアメリカに嵐を追うストームチェイサーです

今年は6/22までアメリカに滞在して、ここ数日はアメリカ北部でストームチェイスをします

画像は今年ベストショットのカンザスでの嵐

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

@fiago7 Hemet California

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

Supervisor said we need to talk and now I got a meeting tomorrow morning. Am I cooked?

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

Trump done lost the Knicks the series smh

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

What's really fascinating with this is that mobility has unlocked a curiosity in a brain that otherwise would be focused on how to hide.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Trump is booed in Madison Square Garden

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

@teroyaeason Bag of water means you bottom heavy and jiggly.

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

72 virgins is such a lame ass heaven. Give me 72 WHORES

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

Nigga got chased by😂😂

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

I be like “yeah, you probably shouldn’t spank kids.” Then I see a video like this and I’m like well…

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

The exact moment you learn consequences are real..

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

@dahliaplz Dahlia, please.

[Aj McElroy~ @mackle_roy]

@mesopissed That’s crazy, where do you work at and what hours? so I know what places to avoid in the future.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

when i was a kid i thought sodomize meant "obliterate" until one day my dad yelled at me for saying "we got sodomized out there" after the orioles lost a playoff game