macklin

crazy ass psychotic lunatic bitch from hell

[macklin @macklinavellian]

One day I will tell my story in full.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

In 2021 on Fire Island I ate 6 inches of a homemade nerds rope edible I had bought from a woman in rockaway and naively walked from cherry grove to the pines via the meat rack, during this trek I experienced what can only be described as the Homosexual’s Blair Witch Project.

[Swell C @alanisman1]

@macklinavellian Girl wash your hands once in a while and stop kissing strangers and you’ll stop getting covid.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

You can’t do anything omg

[Maia Poet🦎 @thepeacepoet99]

My first non-glamorous attempt at a cafe style strawberry-raspberry iced matcha latte

[macklin @macklinavellian]

@doubtpointv2 Don’t worry they’d have to actually DRAG me off this app. For better or worse I’m never leaving.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

That video of Nikki Blonsky saying “I’m just a girl from Long Island” where her tooth falls out and she tries to discreetly tuck it back into its place like we wouldn’t notice… who has it???

[macklin @macklinavellian]

I have it btw. I just wanted to tweet ab it.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

.@iiwasinthee212 check DMs

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

how hard is it to pass the NY Bar Exam?

[macklin @macklinavellian]

Are any long covid truthers and maskcels rich or is it all unemployed people with no social mobility? Only asking bc I do have covid for the 7th time right now and I AM willing to turn this into propaganda for the right price.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

I’d be on the horn CRAZY if I ever got stuck behind you. And I’d be cursing at the wheel and shouting “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? GOOOOOO” while doing Italian American hand gestures

[Wacketay the Woke Sultan @Wacketayy]

Right on red is hilariously dangerous and should be illegal. I basically never do it.

[angele @yaoiangele]

is it better to tweet or to die

[macklin @macklinavellian]

Smashing several cherries from the farmers market into my quadruple gin and soda because that’s how my alcoholic mind has justified its existence #InaGarten

[macklin @macklinavellian]

Open the schools

[macklin @macklinavellian]

Period.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

@notjacktwist She needs to suffer

[macklin @macklinavellian]

She is the kindest woman who has ever lived.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

YOU ARE ILL BECAUSE OF REPRESSED RAGE AND ANGER @BrandiGlanville!!!
THERE IS NO MEDICAL CURE!!!
YOU MUST HUNT DOWN AND INFLICT PHYSICAL HARM UPON SCHEANA SHAY.
IT IS THE FIRST STEP TO HEALING.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

@kudosdunce Last one pisses me off so much. How is both the name of the candle AND the name of the scent abstract. So the only way we can find out what it smells like is by shoving our noses in it? a product whose sole purpose is to smell?? I’m so irritated.

[macklin @macklinavellian]

One of my most personally held and schizophrenically inclined beliefs btw

[macklin @macklinavellian]

Idk how to phrase this properly but you actually MUST resist the urge to datafy your life. Throw your oura rings and your whoop bands into the sea. Delete your goodreads and your letterboxd and your lastfm. Take a hammer to your apple watch. You are becoming robots.