mackenzie

bing bong,,,,she/her

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

everyday I think about how if an alien species was far enough removed from our understanding of what constitutes life, they wouldn’t be able to distinguish me from a little field mouse. and then I am happy

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

@bonksotrue Yessss it’s so good

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

"giddy up jinglehorse pick up your feet" would devastate me

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

All I’m asking for is stores to carry swimsuits bigger than an XL that looks like my sixth grade bra

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

It should be illegal for none of the bathing suit tops at target to fit me

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

One hour sleep timer set, Unwrapped on

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

@nationalpickup This made me lol

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

@bonksotrue I’ve had success politely refusing to get weighed! They still guessed my weight and printed on my visit summary but at least there was no scale

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

processed food was literally designed for you to eat. organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

Hg told me I look like Goob from mtr

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

If there’s one thing about me it’s that I don’t know what that word you used means and I’m gonna have to look it up later

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

So funny to be a high school teacher with good hearing like for example today someone whispered “she looks 14” about me and once I overheard “she looks like the emo kid from Horton hears a who”

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

Day 2 as a geometry teacher and it’s freaking PI DAY and I DONT HAVE A COMMEMORATIVE SHIRT

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

@nationalpickup Wrong

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

@nickyslingscffe Logan smth he won this year

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

Thank god a kid from my high school won the Voice this year to get more famous than the mass shooter alum

[mackenzie @mackrosejoy]

@nickyslingscffe How do u not know