Not Mack Evans

I'm not sad

[Not Mack Evans @macksimus_]

I'm having a crisis about the universe the Dinsey movie cars has created

We know from cars that all vehicles are now sentient.
And from recent viewings I've seen the pope as a car
Linking European history to it
So does that mean they followed our historic timeline?

[Dale Thompson / Дейл Томпсон 🇺🇦 @daleethompson]

If you're a Conservative voter & honestly believe Pierre Poilievre is going to lower your food bills, make housing more affordable, make streets safer, give you better paying jobs, force the CRA to send back more $$$ on your tax refunds etc., you really are so fucking stupid.

[Warhorse Studios @WarhorseStudios]

33 Days left. #KCD2

[Not Mack Evans @macksimus_]

It's 12:25
I've lost the scissors
I'm not finished wrapping.
Send help.

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

Being mad at The Witcher 4 starring Ciri as a Witcher has got to be the funniest way of exposing that you never played these games.

The most common and popular ending of Witchet 3 is Geralt retiring and Ciri becoming a Witcher, she’s even using this sword in the trailer!

[chad, biblically accurate angel @endofanerajc]

if mike tyson doesn’t win i think we should just kill jake paul anyway

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Don’t let this American election distract u from the fact that Doug Ford is a useless timbit

[Vicki Campbell🇨🇦 @merry123459]

Okay Canada, Trump is President of the USA again. It’s done and it’s hopeless. Now, let’s turn our attention back to Pierre Poilievre again. Because we have a lot of work to do making sure that little weasel doesn’t embarrass our country like Trump does. Let’s get back to work.

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

Not being rude, but Americans are truly the stupidest.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i don't think its healthy for a nation to be held hostage by the hallucinations of a rabid cult that lives in an entirely separate reality.

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Not Mack Evans @macksimus_]

There are a million lovely things in this world.
However there is nothing better than listening to my wife sing in the morning, it's my own personal paradise.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Danny Ric's take on THAT radio message in Zandvoort 🌶️👀

#F1 #ItalianGP

[Dman @LifeofaDman]

I dislike Trudeau as much as the average Canadian but I have to say if you have a Fuck Trudeau bumper sticker I’m going to automatically assume that you’re a complete fucking moron.

[Unbranded @Unbranded63]

BREAKING: Poilievre's film "Bring it Home" just nominated for Best Foreign Film at TIFF.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Not Mack Evans @macksimus_]

Oof

[Anna Duhaut @DuhautAnna]

It’s the same for me

#D23Expo #D23 #SnowWhite

[Not Mack Evans @macksimus_]

I've only ever wanted to be good at Metroid.
Why am I cursed