Mackenzie Swaney

University of Arizona grad (Still the Prettiest Girl @ U of A) Follow my sports account @itsthewatergirl

[Mackenzie Swaney @mackswane]

Liquid confidence at its finest

[Drew Potter @DrewPotterOffic]

Imagine being born this way then getting in a roast session in grade school.

“Tommy I KNOW yo artificial ass ain’t talkin! How you get made in a whole lab and still ugly?” https://t.co/4j0xLj4FYC

[Alex Godinez @BreezyAlex_]

Date a girl who stops mid sentence to tell you there is a dog nearby

[Mackenzie Swaney @mackswane]

6 am thoughts: I suck at Twitter

[hayley koons @hayleykoons]

i can’t think of anything worse than wearing a t shirt that fits

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

Never come between a girl and her chapstick

[Kenzie❥ @Kennzess]

I’m just ready to be livin carefree at Coachella 🤷🏻‍♀️💃🏻🌼🌞🌵

[Mackenzie Swaney @mackswane]

Crushed

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

wow another day gone by and no one has sent me $1000 on venmo

[Mackenzie Swaney @mackswane]

@abrettell Yeah this why I couldn’t FaceTime you, you understand right?

[Mackenzie Swaney @mackswane]

When Puig asks the dinner table if $300 grills are disposable

[parker (Taylor’s Version) @pmilbs_]

One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”

[Mackenzie Swaney @mackswane]

Terrible first message

[Mackenzie Swaney @mackswane]

Paid part of my student loan ahead of time since it’s pay day and I feel so responsible

[Nate @NateduhGreattt]

Paid Ayton $100,000 to get worked first round SHEESH