Macks

still kickin

[Macks @mackswhel]

How it be rn

[Macks @mackswhel]

Oh that’s what usher looks like

[Macks @mackswhel]

Got his ass

[Macks @mackswhel]

I got BEEF with the DFW international airport gate C19 jet bridge 😤😡👊

MF better watch out‼️

[5th Years @5th_Years]

Sound up 🔊🚨‼️

[Macks @mackswhel]

Restaurant owners: I will put my restaurant on the show “kitchen nightmares”

Gordon Ramsey: this kitchen is a nightmare

Restaurant owners:

[Macks @mackswhel]

Just finished watching the twilight saga breaking dawn part 2 and I have to say that I would love to be a vampire. I would probably spend a lot of my immortal life playing video games.

[Macks @mackswhel]

Scooby-Do villains at the end of every episode tied up in a goofy costume having to listen to a meddling nerd conduct a step by step autopsy of their failed lifelong revenge plot while the police are just waiting to jail their ass for being too spooky

[Macks @mackswhel]

I just saw the grease musical and yo wtf high school musical has a lot of question to answer.

[The Next Hokage @anniethejedi]

Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022! Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

[Macks @mackswhel]

The older I get the more I find it literally impossible to overstate how great of a food pizza is.

[Macks @mackswhel]

The Renaissance began in 1472 AD when Leonardo Da Vinci, under the patronage of Lorenzo de’Medici, rediscovered the use of VLOOKUP in Microsoft Excel™️ (previous documentation had been lost in the burning of the library of Alexandria in 270 AD)

[Macks @mackswhel]

Heard I get an extra hour tonight imma spend it watching Shrek

[Macks @mackswhel]

What if you just ate a bow of shredded cheese? What sort of meal would that be? The loose leaf nature of the cheese makes me lean towards a salad??

[The Next Hokage @anniethejedi]

Well gee whiz, guess I gotta watch Spider-Man 1, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 3, Spider-Man 1, Spider-Man 2, Spider-Man 1, and Spider-Man 2 before I watch Spider-Man 3.

[Macks @mackswhel]

@HeyBMoon I’m team Edward cause my names Edward.

[Macks @mackswhel]

Going from whole milk to 2% is called WATERING it down. Going from 8:2 to 9:1 milk-to-chocolate ratio (MCR) is called MILKING it down. This specification in terminology is essential for reducing confusing in the ongoing chocolate milk dialog.

[Macks @mackswhel]

@anakinspencer The players should throw the king pieces at each other until one of them surrenders or dies

[Macks @mackswhel]

@anakinspencer LIT!