kenzie

I learn from the mistakes of people that took my advice

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There is so much happening

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Siris high

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Just folded 50 lbs worth on linens dhmu

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Just did some research and it turned out that all of the fiber I consume is insoluble.

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“Butt crack blunts”

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Took my vitamins today… with bourbon

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Shit happens when you poop- friend

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I told him I was doing otp therapy
She’s a phone sex operator

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Trucks are like dicks, the too big ones are just unpleasant

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“Hunny, I spray painted Jesus’s face”

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Drinking wine and I gave him plastic glass while I drink from my good glass glass, def explains who I am

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“I pulled my vagina”- coeworker

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Alert: toothbrush at his house

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“Our kids are going to look like a cockroach”- coworker

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Sex was so good I almost forgot he used the “boyfriend” word

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Old man sperm

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Found out Shelby killed my cat when I was 9

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“You two are the only two lonely people I know”- Georgia talking about me and shelb

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Cherie was my angel, you and Shelby are my hoe dogs.

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More than just dick sex

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I’m just fueling my inner Taylor bergmann