maclay

pssst.

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@insultsrare D c mn 9o 0.

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How very elitist of @HelloFreshUK to update their app and not make it compatible with any Android phone made prior to 2019.

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6.47 am. Let the Lord of the Rings Marathon commence.

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RECOUNT #BBUK

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Matty's eviction though #BBUK

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Never going to Kerry's for a Sunday Roast #BBUK

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"It's not that deep" is this season's "At the end of the day" #BBUK

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The crowd participation at the live eviction show got me like #BBUK

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Driving from Norfolk to Birmigham during the #Coronation
Counting on second-hand Twitter snark to keep me updated. Don't let me down folks.

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I made it 2.59, but okay.

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@LibraryKates it you!

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Me: Starts watching a TV show and tries to remember what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

Me: Googles actor’s name.

First article: When [actor’s name] starred in [show I’m watching] absolutely NO ONE expected [their character] to DIE so tragically.

Me: OH BOLLOCKS!

[maclay @maclay619]

@Amzster1990 I think it's called a hammer loop. So that you can carry a hammer. You know, for when you're doing construction work.

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👼🧓🏻👌🌧

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@byersunshine I love them and I like them.

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is no.

[maclay @maclay619]

@filmsbygays Tbf, I didn't realise it was a *gay* awakening until several years later, but...

[maclay @maclay619]

Every. Single. Day.

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Booked the tickets in 2019, the show was originally supposed to happen in 2020. After three long years I'm finally going to see Les Miserables tomorrow 🙌🙌🙌

[maclay @maclay619]

I'm only five episodes in, but thus far, A League of Their Own is just *chef's kiss*
(Tbh I never really thought it would be anything other than, because Abbi Jacobson)

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@LizLovesWine1 Yeah. I'm old 😂🧓🏻

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Didn't realise that watching the Woodstock 99 documentary would be almost as triggering as watching Four Hours at the Capitol.