Macauley Carvalho

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

@ollyDnicholls Oh no Olly’s phone has been stolen, that’s the only explanation though yeeeeaaaaaah????

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

@ollyDnicholls Nope.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Obviously, I don’t care who wins this just so long as they go on to absolutely batter Argentina.

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

@ollyDnicholls Now I’m sure these tweets are just to piss me off.

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

@ollyDnicholls @mcflymusic 🎣😺

[𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕟 @mbmcfly]

& if I could b anywhere it would b 🎶 the 3️⃣0️⃣th house upon ur streeeet

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

@ollyDnicholls I’ll go the pub on my own then, cheers😉

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

@ollyDnicholls These tweets are getting wild now

[☆ @lonejewellery]

what’s your favourite hob on the stove and why’s it the bottom left one?

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

Hope they get bricked on their way home one night

[Alex @playboyblobby]

this has ruined my day

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

I think it's quite clear that we are a nation divided between those who think children should not go hungry, even if we have to pay a bit more; and dickheads.

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

If Katie Hopkins was a year....

[Macauley Carvalho @maclbcarvalho]

Wonder if those girls that hold up the queue for the club cause they’re showing the bouncers too much love are doing the same at Tesco now?