kenz⚡️

• Some no good hick kid from Iowa • I lift weights sometimes • Aspiring MILF

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

Me: period...over?
My body: ... yyyes...
Me: cute underwear??
My body: go for it

*hours later*

My body: lol jk

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

Gwen Stafani taught y’all how to spell B A N A N A S, but Travis Tritt taught me how to spell T R O U B L E

We are not the same

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

If I use Swipe to Text to spell Iowa, it usually puts Ope in its place.

Ain’t that some Midwestern shit 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

If u ever feel like ur uncool, please note that my dad is my top friend on Snapchat

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

@bubba_lode 72 is too cold and 74 is too hot OKAY

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

Driving Bubba’s truck today and I feel naughty like I’m cheating on him or something bc the perfect temp in here is 73, which is NOT an even number 🤣🤣🤣

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

All my friends are having baby girls and I’m just tryna raise my son to be someone they would trust their daughters with 🥹

[Heavy Hitters Podcast @heavyhitterspod]

Our latest episode is out NOW!

This week, Kenz tells us about an old-timey man, Jack Sheppard, and all of the ways he ripped off everyone he knew. Check it out!

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

I had no clue Bud Light could make so many men’s pps feel smol

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

All I want in life is to have the confidence of @priscillablock

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

I love all these size inclusive brands that don’t include sizes for tall people 🥲

My ankles are always cold, dammit

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

I 100% do not understand the Colleen Hoover hype

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

Yellowstone is like Sons of Anarchy and Heartland fan fiction

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

Can I just say that knowing my dad is proud of me means e v e r y t h i n g

[Heavy Hitters Podcast @heavyhitterspod]

Check out this week's episode where Kenz tells us all about death row. Available wherever you typically stream Heavy Hitters!

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

Please don’t rely on mlm fad diets to try to lose weight in 2023.

Contact a dietician, nutritionist, a trainer, or something of the like to help you meet your goals.

Losing weight or being healthier does NOT cost 100s of dollars in pills and powders.

Please know this ❤️

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

@heavyhitterspod I love all the lucky spookies of Friday the 13th 🍀🖤

[Heavy Hitters Podcast @heavyhitterspod]

One of our favorite ominous days!

Happy Friday the 13th, friends! Do you believe Friday the 13th to be lucky or unlucky? 🔮🐈‍⬛

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

I wish I could make a business out of correcting grammatical errors that other businesses make.

[kenz⚡️ @maclode13]

I’ve decided I will download Tik Tok when Tobias Forge does