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[Klair-O-Spinach @ClairoSpinach]

Damn bitch then do Something!

[chadchad @thechadx2]

nipples go hard

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

the founding fathers after i slap a VR headset on them in the middle of a beat saber song:

[Mark @markiplier]

You are hereby allowed to perform The Dance of Italy™️ until midnight tonight.

[Mark @markiplier]

Memento Mori

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Phoebe Bridgers’ take on “That Funny Feeling” will benefit Texas Abortion Funds https://t.co/sdKRfppWOS

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I love how people act so brave when they come out as anti-vax like yes that was so very noble and good of you to be such a huge selfish idiot 🥺

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I was supposed to go to the met gala tonight but I got grounded :(

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

why tf are people doing shein hauls like haven’t you shein haul this global warming going on?

[mac/mud 🐾 @macmattozzi]

@UnusAnnus i miss you guys ;(

[moike @lilmoike]

we need a slur for slow walkers

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

wealthy pregnant women when their water breaks:

“omg my water rich”

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

I always get ads for industrial construction equipment and I just wanna know what I’ve done on the internet to give google the idea that I need a bulldozer

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

literally anybody just minding their own business:

jake paul:

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

The murder of #DaunteWright is rooted in white supremacy and results from the intentional criminalization of Black and Brown communities.

This system can’t be reformed.

It must be dismantled and a real system of public safety rebuilt from the ground up.

#DefundThePolice

[Christine 🧷❤️🐓🐑🐶🐱🦆🏳️‍🌈🌻 @christine_p_33]

Police belt with their gun and taser. Notice the taser is bright yellow and made of plastic and usually on the left side, opposite of their gun unless they are left handed. How after 26 years as a cop do you accidentally grab your gun to tase someone?

[mac/mud 🐾 @macmattozzi]

@gorillaz @fredperry at this point the whole NFT situation is pissing me off. i hope they actually address it instead of trying to cover it up and making it worse.

[gorillaz @gorillaz]

Joke's on you, @MurdocGorillaz!

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

“stop crying it’s just a movie”

the movie:

[Stampy Cat @stampylongnose]

Bye hair.

(Lockdown haircut gone wrong)