mac mitchell

be ungovernable

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

That was not the definition of a red card.

[Piojismo @Piojismo1906]

ALL MY HOMIES HATE CONMEBOL

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[basil @blis5ful]

they should lower the retirement age to 23

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels to tell a joke nobody laughs at

[jake @reyscarradine]

jar jar binks is funny as fuck if you have enough joy and whimsy in your soul

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

All I can think about this series

[🧸 @yiboego]

why everyone wants to go to japan let's go to bosnia

[Triple T @TripleTsol]

life lately

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

i wish i was in Puerto Rico rn drinking with an iguana or something

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how the timeline feels right now with all the japanese-american cultural exchange going on

[bum @BattleRapBum]

the father
the son
and the holy spirit

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Formula 1

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

Billion-dollar fast food chains: "Sorry, we can't turn a profit on microwaved cheeseburgers at less than $15!"
Vietnamese immigrants:

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

Alcohol isn’t bad for you if it’s served at a sunny outdoor seating

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

Why can't Europeans be cool allies like the Japanese? They always have to get uppity over nothing.

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

new year, same Oregon

[Hivemind Cheap Seats @cheapseatshive]

need a broncos vs. bears super bowl where it’s 3-0 at halftime and the final score is 48-47

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Where can you buy those big ass coats that NFL QBs wear on the sideline