The Dále Lama

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[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

@tiktok_us whenre we getting a watch history search function? be real nice to not have to scroll for eons just to find a video I watched 3 days ago

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

man ICE is really fuckin shit up in Portland

[XBOX @XBOX]

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@Battlefield 6 launches October 10

[Thorne 🍁 @ThorneChan]

On this 9/11, we remember Osama Bin Laden, who was a human being and a father who didn't deserve to get shot for having different opinions. Murder is wrong.

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

shrinkflation really hits different when your coke dealer very subtly waters down the gram

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

so apparently the sunk cost fallacy is no longer a fallacy when they thing youve put too much effort into is staying alive. got it....

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

does anyone know why the LA metro drivers are so incredibly bad at braking?

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

you can scroll tiktok for 12 hours straight and see 100 brands with weird random names but never the same one twice

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

having to make a new account on the hr platform for every single job application should be illegal. there needs to be a universal application system where you can one click apply to very company that uses the same platform.

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

Winter in Tarrey Town
Spring in Kakariko
Summer in Laurelin
Autumn in Hateno

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

doing your first bump after being at the club for 3 hours is like taking a senzu bean

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

nothin like a midweek mini bender to cool off before the rest of the week

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

if they were on tiktok today Mabel Pines would be doing the Hot To Go dance and Pacifica Northwest would be lipsyncing 10 Drunk Cigarettes

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

if she dont wanna hawk tuah I dont wanna tawk tuah

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

It’s not easy having thoughts that can never be expressed to the people theyre about but having the strength of character to recognize what’s at stake and not ruin it by compulsively acting on these thoughts is far more gratifying in the long run.

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

@womenpostingws she was like “ill train a thousand men to pretend they care about me before I date a man that just does these things because he has genuine romantic interest in me”

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

it’s honestly so sad how much rizz is a determining factor in starting a relationship. yall out here ghosting decent loyal people cus they didnt know how to ask you out, and instead end up falling for toxic mfs just cus they said all the right things

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

often times people are quiet about a famous actor or w/e until that person passes away, so I just wanna say while he still alive how wonderful and inspiring @ImKeithDavid’s work has been for me. thank you for all your years of dedication my guy

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

doin blow feels so much cooler with black nails

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

anna indiana looks to much like gina valentina for it to be a coincidence

[The Dále Lama @macnchisme]

coked out riding a lime to the bar at 1am. perfection