Vanessa Petros

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

@GuiltFemPod I'm a feminist, but I'm reading "A Lady's Guide to Selling Out: a novel" by Sally Franson
Not gonna lie, "a novel," is not what caught my eye

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

There's precious little you can do, but what little you can do is precious. #saycheeeeeese

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

The moment you realize the reason you couldn't sleep last night is because you had coffee for supper #oopsididitagain

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

That moment when you're seriously considering the logistics of having one of those chicken coop warmers inside your house #centralheating

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

Research needs to be done on the wormholes between 6:30 and 7:20 am and between 5 and 8 pm #mybeddoesnthavearightside

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

When your phone battery is slowly failing but you can't stop browsing #traincrash

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The best day of school is the last day of school! Until next term, which is going to be a wild ride! #reboot #charging15% #newbeginnings

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

Déjà vu alert #ventilating because hyperventilating would be an overreaction

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

I mean, I could but I #literallycannot right now

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

Considering growing a cucumber plant completely indoors because I'm not having much luck keeping one alive outdoors #foodforthought

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

I am unable to hold grudges for long. Unless it's petty, then I can get fired up for years #petty #slightlyashamed

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Sometimes I look up words and phrases before I use them to make sure they mean what I think they mean. #checkyourself

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

It's 9pm and I'm trying to negotiate bathing, making supper, and having a leisurely cup of milk coffee. #justanothermamicmondayinUganda

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

Spent a good ten minutes ironing my bed sheets. No one will see them but my bed will look so smart it's #worthit #imisswrinklereleasedryers

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

You know, we probably say "pit stop" because of pit latrines #bathingthought

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

Maître D = maître d'hôtel=mind blown #themoreyouknow

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Malgré toutes ces boiteilles de Rhum/ toutes les chemins mènent à la dignité. #Stromae #myjam #avecesaria

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

Stay at Quidproquo, the inn that gives as good as it gets #reciprocity

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

Yesterday I had to keep reminding myself that it wasn't the weekend yet because #internationalwomen'sday is a public holiday in #Uganda

[Vanessa Petros @macouleurkafee]

#themoreyouknow