mrs. mr adam smith

just maximizing utility one day at a time my dude 🤑💰🍾

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

there are only two genders:
- supply
- demand

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

Y'ALL BETTER JUMP ON #HAGENSTIESFORSHORTGUYS WHILE U STILL CAN 💰💰💰😛😛😛

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

"I am not a rapist, and I am not an atheist." - Hagen, 2/10/17

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

Hagen: None of you are gentleman, /I/ am the only gentleman here

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

While discussing inferior goods
Vogt: Then what would be a superior good?
Hagen: Me

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

"Where's the perfectly inelastic emoji?"

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

ur perfectly inelastic to me babe 😍😍💕💕💖😘 #nosubstitutes

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

(Referring to HACCs testing policy) "But what if someone within the testing environment dies?"

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

"So what happens if you get fat then [Hagen]? You just gonna end I?"

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

"I guess the lesson to take away from econ today is that tomatoes are gay" #tbt #ultimatewisdom

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

frictionally unemployed in the dating market... for now 👀 #ladies #lemmeshowumystockcertificates

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

to avoid specific female risk™, date 4-5 women at a time to diversify your dating stock #lifehacks

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

"The dating market in China has a structural problem; far more males than females. It causes a lack of supply within the market"

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

All swear hearts create an emotional response? #notallsquaresarerhombuses

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

"Hey Hage-"
"busy. Econ talk."

[mrs. mr adam smith @macrohagenomics]

"So when it's time for me to die, you can come and push my hospital bed, right Campbell?"