Ricky Malnaj

unfathomably uncool since 1983

[Ricky Malnaj @macroneurotic]

@APA_Planning HELP! I was able to access an hour ago, but now I get the bad gateway error!

[Ricky Malnaj @macroneurotic]

@StormChaser_81 @home @APA_Planning yes

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I have a theory that the Pure @lacroixwater is slightly fizzier than the other flavors.

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@WWClaytor I THINK I SAW YOU RUNNING!

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@treelzebub DO EEET!

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Me: I'm not going to seek validation of others in 2018
Also Me: LET ME DROP MY VERY IMPORTANT WORK I'M DOING TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL WITHIN 5 MINUTES OF RECEIVING IT

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The greatest thing about traveling home to see your family is you don't have to worry about forgetting your eczema creams- cause you inherited that shit.

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tfw you realize you could have had Microsoft Excel on your phone in 2003.

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My name ain't 'Krogucci' its Kroger.... Kroger Jackson Creek, if you're nasty.

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Confession: I was in my late teens before I learned that FAQ was not Ticketmaster subtlety saying "Faaaaaahhh-ckkk you" to me in plain sight.

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Missing Paul and Sheila today...

[Ricky Malnaj @macroneurotic]

"Be gentle to yourself today, it's gonna be a doosey!" - WHAT I SAY TO MYSELF LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

1/ I've been thinking about this a lot the last few weeks, and I can't let it go. Dear everyone: Stop letting your bosses tell you the company is really "like a family." It's not, and that kind of talk is often used to manipulate employees, especially younger employees.

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It is officially the time of year where I have full permission to close all my emails with "Gobble Gobble."

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Today is the day I finally take a PiYo class.

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@hrickbeil @1500ESPNHEIDT @1500ESPN_Reusse @ChrisReuvers Rob Manfred is not going to like that, Dad. :P

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What should I be for Halloween?

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Truck Junk Maxx

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Me: (incredulously) What is this?! An amusement park for cats!!
Chris: That would be an ameowsment park, Mallory...