macaroni girl

i live every day like they just let me out of the bunker

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

complain about this all you want but its the free market at work. WoTC have determined that their most profitable demographic is annoying gay people who watch 32 hours of DnD actual plays/week. if you don't like it you must evangelize the immortal science of Marxist-Leninism NOW

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

They preserved phoebe bridgers in formaldehyde 3 years ago and harness her life force to make every song Sound Like That for the rest of eternity

[leah @leahetc_]

mind if a white girl does some nonlinear storytelling

[k @lmkwhenurhome]

just had an aggregate median experience at minimax which is to say i walked in and this guy was like good morning have you ever tried jerk chicken and i was like yes sir and kept it pushing and he followed me and was like im grilling some up today youre welcome to come and i was like thanks probably not and then i got my essentia water and went to check out and halfway through tapping my card an old woman in a burka began trying to scan her various nivea creams onto the card machine and the clerk was like maam none of that is how it goes but the woman spoke no english and kept waving the niveas around like a disney wand and then this other lady with a chihuahua comes up and our chihuahuas begin to kiss and then jerk chicken guy says hold everything hold everything. i am livestreaming this to my followers. is everyone ok with that. and no one answers. and then my transaction is finalized and i move toward the door and jerk chicken guy calls after me maam. maam. are you russian. and i said no i am not i am somewhat dutch. and then i walked out. some forty eight seconds are so rich entire days pale in their wake and you could live on them alone. my son will not have a vr headset. he will have to
go do errands and live.

[ruben🦋(on the rooftop) | THE BPM @butterflyrzqlnp]

trump's america

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

There has been a spell cast to erase rina sawayama from the minds of the entire population of earth and only a few of us remember

[intern @intern]

hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

sorry i’m late i was looking up pictures of the inside of the building before i walk through the doors for the first time so i know what to expect

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Scrolling my notes app it’s hard not to be impressed by how sick I used to be

[Blasko @blasko_art]

The world is going to shit and this bitch in a jacuzzi.

[macaroni girl @macronigril]

@shiningbower @ArkadiaCoast the joke is that he said “i am charlie kirk” in the tweet and that’s not his name, took me a second lol

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

why does every day feel like this

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

i like crest of the wanderer but anytime i equip it i can feel the crest of the hunter calling me a coward whose too afraid of change to learn how to use the diagonical pogo

[macaroni girl @macronigril]

@jpans1 @hightguy_ ooooshalohh

[🏊‍♀️ @guess_what_mimi]

I don’t care about the new SNL cast. It should be her

[cary @brokebackstan]

say what you will about her screenwriting but i know she makes a mean pinterest board

[james @jms_tny]

what’s crazy is tylenol wants what ibuprofen has so effortlessly but she’ll never have it 😂

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i just burst into tears... we are going to be ok

[ives @Iveslueur]

me if i was a detective: ok wait omg