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contemptible wasian

[джек @macropierrewhit]

i hate this app

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

girl who has to go on her letterboxd to remember what films she likes

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

The blocking in Olivia Wilde’s THE INVITE:

[Matej @matsefcik]

New York in color

[джек @macropierrewhit]

sometimes i bounce my knee and then i remember how much i hate people bouncing their knee and i kill myself but god revives me so i continue to suffer knee-bouncers

[джек @macropierrewhit]

how do we ever go back to a house that equals the presidency. such a comedy of errors. we are living through the american equivalent of the "death of stalin" movie

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Mike Johnson knows nothing and does nothing

During a press conference today, Johnson claimed "I don't know anything" about ICE killing a man in Maine yesterday despite the fact it was all over the news, then followed that up by punting a question about whether Congress should curtail Trump's war powers, saying "I'm gonna let the White House answer to that."

It was the latest reminder that Johnson is the most useless Speaker in the modern history of the House.

Here's a supercut of all the ridiculous things he said this morning:

[джек @macropierrewhit]

guy who was coughing maskless the past hour in the exam i'm proctoring came up to me midway and asked if he would lose 2 points on the "did i use a pencil and not a pen question" for using a pen and not a pencil. this person will end up with an equivalent degree to mine

[джек @macropierrewhit]

how can i prevent images from appearing on my computer. please, grok.

[джек @macropierrewhit]

is the invention of 5g a net positive on humanity? actually asking

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[джек @macropierrewhit]

read an atlantic article that made me a read a short story that had this sentence in it that made me read a reddit post that made me read a forum that made me watch 3 separate 15 minute videos on caulking wooden boats

[джек @macropierrewhit]

we live in a post arg-sui world...

[джек @macropierrewhit]

Pictured: REAL UK-vichy france telegram from the day after the siege of calais

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

we now go to the FIFA VAR room

[джек @macropierrewhit]

imagine being norwegian and not haaland id be mad asf 😂😂😂😂

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

This angle of Sørloth ignoring Haaland. The reaction from Haaland says it all man. He was frustrated and disappointed, just like the rest of us.

[джек @macropierrewhit]

they call me marco "homemade crispy fries" pierre-white

[джек @macropierrewhit]

ya it's time. time to rewatch tenet #tenet #tenetrewatch

[джек @macropierrewhit]

asked the bartender how many limes she was allowed to give me. the answer is fourteen limes.

[джек @macropierrewhit]

"At the time, the average American household watched more than seven hours of television every day, a number that would rise to nearly nine hours by 2010."

https://t.co/LtOTTjc2Tp

[джек @macropierrewhit]

@senzcity @normalfunnygirl share with the class??

[джек @macropierrewhit]

reply to dementia-dropping post disproves dementia-drop

[Ralph Sibilia @RalphSibilia1]

@rosenthal_jon @imkahloon @TheEconomist This is so ridicules to the n th degree . GarbageEverybody lies and/or don’t know how to classify their deficits. And those born in previous centuries were no different. And I mean everybody -healthcare everyone from clinical to actuarial types to those with biases galore.

[джек @macropierrewhit]

https://t.co/b49Boojvq6

[джек @macropierrewhit]

@nyrfinance pretty good bit u get one sub 💸