LISAN AL GAIB

worlds first and only free thinker

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

got a boyfriend

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

@piper_16 YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

kiss me hard before you go

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

old people be like i was born in 1919

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m in the cafe with my old mate Colin, and he’s just nicked one of my chips. Does this make him transgender?

[RMT @RMTunion]

@BellaWallerstei We do apologise for any inconvenience.
Sadly, withholding one’s labour is the only voice workers have.
Every right we currently enjoy comes on the back of generations of trade unionists taking strike action.

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

I AM A CONFIDENT YOUNG WOMAN AND I KNOW WHAT I WHAT

[Mark ⛵️ @Marinerselectra]

Your state is shaped like a vape idgaf

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

They got Mbappe in front of the president

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

means your smell is intoxicating kitten

[piper 🍓 @piper_16]

caitlin just said my heat suppressants have worn off um wat dat mean

[jean @swordgunlimited]

(Your extremely touch starved friend with bad parents): Wow…going to the dentist is kind of erotic isn’t it?

[Clov! 🍉 @Clovmoon]

Como se siente saber que este mes es tanto el mes del orgullo como el del mundial :

[ameliaɐılǝɯɐ @ames_lizz]

2nd kfc this week and its tuesday

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

@piper_16 GO TEAM!

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

west lothian loves a union jack huh

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

ohhh okay. #Pride

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

@piper_16 he’s also young charles from the crown

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

we got football tickets for august

[LISAN AL GAIB @macropocalypse]

we both deleted hinge