Macrosoft

Satya came back as a meme and he's giving out MSFTx

Hold $MACROSOFT. Receive tokenized Microsoft stock every 2 minutes.

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

Introducing $MACROSOFT — The first memecoin that distributes tokenized Microsoft stock to holders

Microsoft just recorded its biggest single-day gain since 2008. Surging 16%

Satya didn't build a $331B revenue machine for you to miss this

https://t.co/P70O7sufDG

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

Just wrapped our earnings call.

It was a very strong close to what was a record fiscal year for Microsoft.

· Annual revenue: $331B, +18%
· MS Cloud: $214B, + 27%
· And Azure: $100B, +41%

And even bigger opportunity ahead!

I wanted to share some more perspective on two areas of focus for us:

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

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[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

Introducing $MACROSOFT — The first memecoin that distributes tokenized Microsoft stock to holders

Microsoft just recorded its biggest single-day gain since 2008. Surging 16%

Satya didn't build a $331B revenue machine for you to miss this

https://t.co/P70O7sufDG

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

Just wrapped our earnings call.

It was a very strong close to what was a record fiscal year for Microsoft.

· Annual revenue: $331B, +18%
· MS Cloud: $214B, + 27%
· And Azure: $100B, +41%

And even bigger opportunity ahead!

I wanted to share some more perspective on two areas of focus for us:

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

https://t.co/P70O7sufDG

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

microsoft word crashed and i lost my essay in 2004

microsoft stock crashed 0 times in 2026

one of these you can now receive for free by holding a meme

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

1995: "why would anyone need the internet"
2005: "why would anyone need a smartphone"
2015: "why would anyone need bitcoin"
2025: "why would anyone need a memecoin that gives them microsoft stock"

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

microsoft outlook used to crash every 15 minutes

$MACROSOFT distributes every 2 minutes

we are already more reliable than a fortune 500 product

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

Check your live distributions at

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[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

microsoft went from clippy asking if you need help writing a letter to a $3.5 trillion company

and you're telling me a memecoin named after them can't do a 100x?

https://t.co/P70O7sufDG

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

in 1995 bill gates showed the internet to david letterman and dave said "what's the difference between that and a tape recorder"

we are still early on everything. always have been.

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

imagine getting microsoft stock airdropped to you every 2 minutes just for holding a memecoin

that's $MACROSOFT

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

the only memecoin giving you real stock exposure

hold $MACROSOFT → receive $MSFTx every 2 min

satya would be proud

https://t.co/P70O7sufDG

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Microsoft $MSFT records biggest single-day gain since 2008, surging 16%

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

Tech is live

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[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

Supply locked

Check it out👇
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[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

microsoft just did $331B in revenue this year

meanwhile macrosoft holders getting tokenized MSFT distributed to them on autopilot every cycle

why would you hold anything else rn

[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

Hold $MACROSOFT

Get Tokenized stock

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[Macrosoft @macrosoftfun]

Here's how it works:

Every 2 minutes, $MACROSOFT collects creator fees in SOL

That SOL is swapped into tokenized $MSFT stock on-chain

Then it's distributed directly to every $MACROSOFT holder proportional to their holdings

Hold more = get more Microsoft stock