Mac

tweeting my inner monologue mostly, and some other shit

[Mac @Macsamilli]

I need a haircut & a facial.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Here’s to Pronoia. ✨

[AWAKENER👑👁️ @Chris_Hackney_]

Clairvoyance: When a bitch be seeing shit.

Clairaudience: When a bitch be hearing shit.

Clairsentience: When a bitch be feeling shit.

Claircognizance: When a bitch just be knowing shit.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Watching ts with twitter circa 2010-2012 was PREMIUM.

[Iyke @currentiyke]

How many of you watched True Blood?

[Mac @Macsamilli]

I’m here every once in a blue moon.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[❀ @deallium]

sometimes i just need to sit in the sun about it

[• @yducknow]

pov: you're lying in bed and it starts to rain

[Mac @Macsamilli]

A lil touch of the tism.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Mac @Macsamilli]

A lot of meetings at work happen simply to fill a calendar. Leave me alone pls 😭

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Celebrity fandom is ALWAYS odd to see to me. ALWAYS. Like are you okay??!

[Mac @Macsamilli]

I drove to work today for the first time in like 4 years. And I hated it. Driving is such an inconvenience.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Cakes & Candles, my nigga. 🎂♉️🥂

[Mac @Macsamilli]

@ShelbyGeonea lol nah but that is actually the question though. How do I know?!! If I’m forgiving or enabling

[Mac @Macsamilli]

Is forgiveness a verb or a noun?

[Mac @Macsamilli]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Shaneese🩷 @_shaneese]

Yeah, y'all handsome, but can y'all cook?

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘A Goofy Movie’ released 31 years ago today in theaters.

[Mac @Macsamilli]

LMFAOOOO

[A👑 @A_toughcookie]

Men be mad when you don’t want to fuck them 😂 like mind you this my pussy i got for my birthday i don’t have to give you none 😂