*Neil Buchanan on Art Attack*
“Ok, to make this Egyptian mask you’ll need the following:
- A Cereal Box.
- Paint.
- 4 toilet roll tubes.
- Scissors.
- Bag of cement.
- Gypsy tears.
- The gooch fur of a Wombat.
- White dog shit.
- Radium...... and of course
- PVA glue.”