Sabrina the Midlife Bitch

Sabrina, is awsm, he kept my place so neat, and was calm n compose...i will surely recommend- Airbnb 2022

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@TinkerBerryErry @DiabolicalSpuds Good god

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@ChadWeather Perfect for a 13 mile training run then! 😂

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Glad it's found a second life which benefits the community

[BBC North West @BBCNWT]

Former fracking site becomes fly-tipping hotspot https://t.co/EFTYIl5eq4

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Statistically nobody is safe from elimination, apart from the winner.

Which is the whole point of the fucking show.

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

BBC Strictly fans gobsmacked at dance-off results saying 'no one is safe' https://t.co/KHJcXuTbBF
https://t.co/KHJcXuTbBF

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Best one yet. 9.5 out of 10.

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Good. Everyone in Brazil deserves to know what happened to Helen Skelton.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Brazil gives Elon Musk's X green light for return https://t.co/jShBP2N336

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Sat in the carpark at @McDonalds Sanbrook Park.

15 mins in waiting for my order from the drive through whilst bursting for a piss.

The enshittification of fast food us complete.

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@gazzy_uk The bot broke

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Reach PLC have ruined the MEN Reach PLC have ruined the MEN

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@joshi Do people not want to pay because by and large the public interest journalism people would pay for is rarer than hens teeth tho?
An oddly vicious cycle....

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@TinkerBerryErry @Bigshirtlesscol But it was after that watershed! Does nothing mean anything anymore!

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@TinkerBerryErry @Bigshirtlesscol Why didn't mine get those numbers! 😂😂

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Less than a minute in and already irritated by these 2 cunts on #GrandDesigns

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@FilthyTops @Mcgoo_84 you'll like this

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@TinkerBerryErry @SkinCareBully The Xmas tree one really cracked me up

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@DBW77 The overlay of Thuringia and Mosques is even better. Totally defeats their point

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@Mcgoo_84 Told you so

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Fucking hell, Velma from Scoody Doo has fallen right off the wagon!

[Alex Hearn @hearnimator]

🚨🚨We need to talk about Neil Oliver, a presenter on @GBNEWS.

This is his content, posted to his 482.3k followers. Buckle up because it is BONKERS!! 🤪

Clip 1:
Oligarch “successors to the Jewish mob” control the US & Israel, using antisemitism to silence criticism

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

@DBW77 I could feel that joke coming in the air tonight 😐

[Sabrina the Midlife Bitch @macskolinge]

Of a fantastic evening?

Why do headlines now read like a finish the sentence competition?

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

The bag of cocaine in his rucksack was just the beginning https://t.co/OT0mlayJ7c