Mackenzie Thomas

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Trump just put out this compilation of Kamala Harris *attempting* to speak off script

And holy crap it’s brutal 🤣💀

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

Congrats, Caitlin! 👏

It’s not everyday someone breaks the all-time scoring record, so you know we had to go B1G. 😏

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

@jimmyjohns order placed and received by store at 10:51, it’s now 12:31 and it has not been delivered yet - Jimmy Johns is far from freaky fast!!

[Nate McGinnis @ginnisthemenace]

Today I was told by a Polk Co (IA) Asst Atty that someone you don’t know can come take your vehicle out of your driveway, drive it around all day, total it and they “can’t be charged with theft under IA law bc they can’t prove that he didn’t intend to return it.” Wut? @BrennaBird

[Nate McGinnis @ginnisthemenace]

@StateFarm is the absolute worst insurance company to deal with if you have a claim.
They refuse to pay for damages.
Original claim for $2k ends up being $25k and still fighting additional damages.
If you are a @StateFarm customer I’d highly suggest shopping insurance elsewhere.

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

Yes, absolutely! 🙄

[Nate McGinnis @ginnisthemenace]

Is wanting to hang onto your storage unit after you move the first step to becoming a hoarder?

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

🙄

[Nate McGinnis @ginnisthemenace]

Pricing truck parts on my wife’s Amazon and Google account... Her ads are gonna be f’d up for a while.

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

@ginnisthemenace sounds just like you! 😂

[Nate McGinnis @ginnisthemenace]

@macthomas04 Nope. Nope nope nope. When was the last time you’ve seen me run?

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

@ginnisthemenace @abbymohr No we definitely were still sleep the hot mess didn’t happen till later 😂

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

@codyjohnhenry @ginnisthemenace Second Nate’s comment! So glad you could make it!! 🎊

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

@tonymcdonald @ginnisthemenace Day 1 was a blur at Adventure Bay 😂

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

'Big Brother All Stars' -- Meet The Contestants -- https://t.co/CLWj6UtlSg via @TMZ

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

😋 😋 😋

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

@abbymohr 😋

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

Howdy @tonymcdonald , welcome back!

[Nate McGinnis @ginnisthemenace]

Howdy @tonymcdonald , long time no see.

[Nate McGinnis @ginnisthemenace]

Coach O should be the spokesman for all future national corona pressers

[Mackenzie Thomas @macthomas04]

@ginnisthemenace 😂

[jerrett @jsani]

Shakira could do this for the entire halftime and it would still be better than Maroon 5 #SuperBowl https://t.co/8ssE5gg3oy

[SoundOFF @SoundOFF13]

"I'll always be a Hawk".

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

This crew testing my policy of never commenting on officiating.

[Nate McGinnis @ginnisthemenace]

@Coach_Fleck 🤷🏼‍♂️