Mazgo

[Mazgo @macucule420]

Hj em dia já não se faz cócegas no sovaco
Esses manos não gostam de roll-on💔

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Why don't HIV victims form a WhatsApp group where they can do meet ups and have raw sex.

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A country with scientists will always achieve development faster than a country with prayer warriors.

[Aoice☭ @aoioioicita]

Acho q fui pirata em alguma vida, bebo, fumo, AMO sexo dinheiro e mar

[Sukuna @SukunaMbuzi]

Tough economy to date a hun who doesn’t like you. No one taxes you like a hun who doesn’t like you bro😭😂

[Kk🏝 @kushgramm]

I'm just a nigga you have fun with, i don’t think I'm boyfriend material.

[Mazgo @macucule420]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Murungi Marion💕 @Omarion5G]

That ugly babe, you are fucking secretly whenever your horny will miss her period one day and refuse to abort.🍆💦🤣🤣🏃‍♂️

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me enjoying the first 2 days with a baddie before she realise that I'm a broke guy:

[Herbert Kwikiriza @BigShawn445]

@Amy_beke sex is meant for reproduction not entertainment.

[Pirusemfreio @yrninfielC]

Prefiro chupar buceta 😉👍🏽

[⛹🏽‍♂️🩸 @looneyyxosama_]

I’m not a player I’m really a lover boy with a high IQ for the game

[Philosway @philosway]

“People have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

[Moisés da ADCM🚫💸 @homelando02]

Real niggas had at least one of this

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you are addicted to jerking off and league of legends

[Lheo @bomdialeo]

Já é a 8ª vez esse ano que eu recomeço do zero, acho que sou um cronômetro.

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

composure wan kill me. i look too calm for the chaos that's going on in my head.

[Rance @son_of_uki]

i swear on my grandfather's grave
once i become a multi millionaire, black women will never see my nakedness again

[Mazgo @macucule420]

@Paulo_Much_Hate Esqueceu de colocar Moçambique no inferno😭😭😭

[Ajibola @4jibola]

there’s too much money in this world for me not to be rich.

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Rent is high.. Gas is high. Grocery prices are high. So why shouldn't I be high?

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

by the time i realize im drunk, i be drunk as hell