Seventh Hokage ✍

Nigeria's Best Inducible Writer, demotivational speaker, poet, pioneer, teacher, ghostwriter, INFJ! JW.

[Seventh Hokage ✍ @macvicquayns]

Othello The Moor of Venice in Pidgin Langwej is up for grabs. Contact me to get your copy now. We deliver to your house.

[Within Syria @WithinSyr]

Maybe the rise in RAM prices is worth it after all!

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

You guysssss, I just found a gem. 😭😭

I came across a web app called https://t.co/9Mm3MQdQcQ that lets you check how many hours of electricity a particular area gets without having to go there and ask around.

No more relying on “NEPA is good here” from random people. 😂

If you’re house hunting or looking for any kind of space, all you have to do is paste the full address into https://t.co/9Mm3MQdQcQ, and it’ll show you the average number of hours of electricity that area gets each day.

The best part? You can even check historical data from as far back as a week, or even a month ago 🙂‍↔️

[Sophia @Sophia_Sophi01]

Perfect example of one person trash is another person treasure

[The Grid Post @TheGridPost]

BIG CHANGE:
YOU CAN NOW OFFICIALLY
GENERATE ELECTRICITY FOR YOURSELF, USE WHAT YOU NEED, AND SELL EXCESS ELECTRICITY BACK TO THE GRID THROUGH YOUR DISCO

The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission (NERC) has commenced the Net Billing Regulations 2026, a new framework that allows eligible electricity users to generate power mainly through solar energy for their own use and export excess electricity back to the distribution network.

In simple terms, if your solar system generates more electricity than you consume, you can now send the extra power back to your DisCo and receive credits under a regulated billing arrangement.

This effectively creates what the sector calls a “Prosumer” ;meaning you are both a consumer and producer of electricity.

However, there are conditions.

This is not yet targeted at the average small residential solar setup.

To qualify:

-You must already be connected to a DisCo network.

-Your renewable energy system must have a minimum installed capacity of 50kWp and a maximum of 1.5MWp

-You must obtain approval from your DisCo.

-You must sign a Net Billing Agreement and register with NERC.

Approved users will receive bidirectional meters that track: ➡️Electricity imported from the grid
⬅️Electricity exported back to the grid

[Seventh Hokage ✍ @macvicquayns]

It really has no explanations that can do it justice. It's one of those things you simply feel. It rewires something in your brain and suddenly nothing else exists. If the woman now smells nice... let's just leave this thing for Vienna.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Sucking breasts 🥺

There’s something deeply addictive about sucking breasts that I can’t even explain. It brings pure comfort, melts the tension from your body, and quiets your mind like nothing else.

Imagine coming home after a long, stressful day at work. You open the door and there they are; soft, perfect breasts waiting for your mouth. Especially when she’s freshly showered, skin glowing, and her scent is sweet and heavenly. Fvck, it’s pure bliss.

No food on earth comes close to the taste and feeling of sucking breasts.

Above all, love God.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Sucking breasts 🥺

There’s something deeply addictive about sucking breasts that I can’t even explain. It brings pure comfort, melts the tension from your body, and quiets your mind like nothing else.

Imagine coming home after a long, stressful day at work. You open the door and there they are; soft, perfect breasts waiting for your mouth. Especially when she’s freshly showered, skin glowing, and her scent is sweet and heavenly. Fvck, it’s pure bliss.

No food on earth comes close to the taste and feeling of sucking breasts.

Above all, love God.

[Travel Radio Live @travelRadioLiv]

If you're moving from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to France 🇫🇷 and don't know which city to pick, let me save you the research.

🇫🇷 Paris = 🇳🇬 Lagos. The energy, the chaos, the beauty, the cost. Everybody is running, and nobody knows exactly where to. You will love it and curse it the same week.

🇫🇷 Lyon = 🇳🇬 Ibadan. Second city energy. Proud of its own identity. Does not care what Paris thinks and has the culture and commerce to back that up.

🇫🇷 Marseille = 🇳🇬 Port Harcourt. It is also a port city. Tough crowd. But there are beautiful coastline that distracts you from how real the streets actually are.

🇫🇷 Bordeaux = 🇳🇬 Enugu. Clean. Comfortable. A city that chose quality of life over chaos and is completely unbothered by your opinion.

🇫🇷 Toulouse = 🇳🇬 Abuja. Planned. Modern. Young professionals everywhere. The government and aerospace industry run everything, and nobody pretends otherwise.

🇫🇷 Strasbourg = 🇳🇬 Calabar. Orderly, peaceful, close to another country's border, and somehow more relaxed than everywhere else around it.

🇫🇷 Nantes = 🇳🇬 Benin City. Underrated. Welcoming. A city that keeps improving quietly while the big names take all the attention.

🇫🇷 Lille = 🇳🇬 Kano. Northern, commercial, no-nonsense. People work hard and go home. No performance, just results.

Which one did I get right and which one did I miss?

[Travel Radio Live @travelRadioLiv]

If you're moving from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to Germany 🇩🇪 and don't know which city to pick, let me save you the research.

🇩🇪 Berlin = 🇳🇬 Lagos. International city that never sleeps. Loud with creative chaos. Everybody came from somewhere else, and nobody is asking you to fit in. You either vibe with it or you don't.

🇩🇪 Munich = 🇳🇬 Abuja. Expensive but structured. Roads are clean. People follow rules like it's a spiritual practice. Great if you can afford it.

🇩🇪 Frankfurt = 🇳🇬 Port Harcourt. Money city. Unlike PH City, instead of Finance and oil, they have finance and banking. Serious faces, serious salaries, and zero interest in small talk.

🇩🇪 Hamburg = 🇳🇬 Ibadan. Port city with deep history and a quiet pride that doesn't need your validation. Commerce has been running here longer than most cities have existed.

🇩🇪 Cologne = 🇳🇬 Benin City. Warm people. Strong community. A city that opens its arms faster than most German cities will and means it.

🇩🇪 Stuttgart = 🇳🇬 Nnewi. Industrial and practical. Not glamorous. But the money is real and the work ethic is genuinely intimidating.

🇩🇪 Düsseldorf = 🇳🇬 Ikoyi. Polished. A bit corporate. People are well dressed for no clear reason and the rents will humble you fast.

🇩🇪 Leipzig = 🇳🇬 Kaduna. Affordable. Overlooked. Changing faster than people give it credit for. If you get in early, you will not regret it.

Save this if you're planning a move. Share it with someone currently stressing the decision.

[Travel Radio Live @travelRadioLiv]

Last week, a friend of mine was robbed in Kempton Park.

Abeg if a stranger at the airport offers to help you carry your bag, says he knows a faster way through customs, or offers to 'show you around' for free, na scam o.

The story is funny. My friend arrived at the airport, he was tired normally. Then a well-dressed man came to him and was even speaking Igbo. As guy man, my friend relaxed. Then the guy was like, let him help to navigate the airport.

He looks like a native who just understands Igbo because his accent was funny. So he started guiding my friend past queues, even put him in a "taxi".

By the time she reached the hotel, they have swapped her bag. Her passport is gone. And it was when she reached that I told her that even the taxi driver scammed her. She paid 10x the normal fare.

I am just happy that they didn't give her contraband to carry through customs. Imagine carrying load that you know nothing about.

See ehn, airports are one of the most targeted places for organized scammers.

They study you as you are arriving. They know you need help.

Never accept help from unsolicited strangers in airports.

Only use official taxi counters or pre-booked rides. Most cities have Uber or Bolt.

Never carry a bag through customs that someone else packed or handed you.

Keep your passport on your body, not in your luggage

If someone is TOO helpful, something is usually wrong

Lastly, trust no one in a strange land. Even if they speak your language

[Travel Radio Live @travelRadioLiv]

The NTDA Just Announced a Smart Tourism Hub. Why Every Nigerian Should Care.

In case you missed it, Nigeria's FG just partnered with a university to build a platform where you can virtually tour the country's destinations. Cool, right?

But how does it concern us?

They have been looking for moving away from oil for years now. But tourism is one of the few sectors where Nigeria is leaving money on the table. Imagine when Ishowspeed came to Nigeria and he had nowhere to visit! Yet we have destinations like Yankari, Erin Ijesha, the Idanre Hills, and even Sukur. Sites that people in Europe and Asia will pay serious money to see if they ever hear about them.

But even you reading this may have not heard about these sites.

A Smart Tourism Hub changes that. At least, it is in a university to start with. Maybe students will learn to tell about the sites. We will now have a national streaming platform to carry it. And that means we can virtually see these destinations that have existed for centuries.

But where is this supposed to lead?

This is about jobs. For this to work, we will need job positions like tour operators, destination marketers, travel-tech builders, heritage guides, hospitality designers, content creators who actually get paid to showcase Nigerian landscapes instead of leaving to do it for someone else's country.

Nigeria has been exporting that talent for decades.

If NTDA follows through on building tourism curricula inside universities maybe some of that talent will stay home.

But the issue now is that a streaming platform does not fix a bad road to a national park.

A campus hub does not build the hotel that doesn't exist near the waterfall (your tourist sites no get hotels around).

A virtual tour is just a brochure for a destination that still has to become visitable.

The work behind the announcement is harder and more expensive than the announcement itself.

But every real thing starts somewhere.

We'll be watching.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Breezed into Arena market and parked on the road (there are no car parks in that market), a lady came out of her store to tell me to move my car because I parked in front of her store.

Told her I wasn't going to because she rented the shop and not the road, she said she was going to slash my tyres.

Ladies and gentlemen.... LMAO

[Dr. Emma Okore @EmmaOkoreMD]

In a Diabetic Clinic

DOCTOR: Ah ah? Sir, your blood sugar is very high. Are you not taking your medication?

PATIENT: No, Doc. I stopped it.

DOCTOR: Why did you stop it?

PATIENT: I saw this supplement in the market. They said it cures diabetes. The drug you prescribed only controls sugar, it doesn't cure it.

DOCTOR: So if you're not taking my prescription, why did you come to see me?

PATIENT: I came to take permission. I want to supply the drug to your clinic, sir.

[Ugonna Okeke @Victorokeke_]

Lunch today is: sliced beef with rice and bean sprouts, fried egg, fried vegetable tempura, salad with shredded carrots, and a bowl of miso soup.

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

I was not ready 🤯

[Ugonna Okeke @Victorokeke_]

Lunch today because it's Friday, and you gotta serve yourself.
The Lineup:
Glass Noodles
Orange Chicken
Shrimp Pasta
BBQ Skewers
10/10 would recommend.

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

When I built my first house in Abuja, I was earning 250k from one job and another 130k from another job = 380k.

I got money to buy land from salary paid after ASUU strike was called off (6 months salary in bulk).

From that 380k combined salary I built a well furnished 3 bedroom house. It took me 24 months with an extra loan of 1 million.

It took 3 months to save up to buy tiles, some months I buy cement & keep it, another month na only sand the money go reach. But I persevere. Some nights na Akara & akamu me and my wife go drink to bed till we complete everything with fence and gate.

When we moved to the house, there's this boldness I had that I can achieve anything I want & nothing is too big for me to achieve. As a man you need that!

After few months, an Alhaji knocked on my gate and said he likes the house very beautiful and nice. He asked if I want to sell as he's looking for a house in that area he can do weekends. He asked me for my price I said I am not selling. He disturbed me for months.

Bottom line.

Don't take advise from online peeps, your reality & their reality are not the same. The house is worth 3x the amount I built it (It's just 4 years ago).

There's no amount of interest that would give me 3x the capital in 3 years.

Don't take directions from someone who has never been to where you're going or lived your life.

Taking advice from strangers is a big risk!

[𝒯𝒾𝒻𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓎 @_Babytiff_007]

No day breasts no dey amaze me Amazing design.

[アクアビットakevitt @akevittnvg]

真っ平に見えるこの地面を球体であると命懸けで証明した男達がいる時点で男が丸いものが好きなのは明白

[Hassan #ReviveCDGK @hassaninexile]

God forbid some of us are literate and know how to use the oxford comma.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

My Sibling: please stay alert I will call you to open the door for me.

Me in deep sleep wondering how the Goat in my dream knows my name.