Mac

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

I’m so sorry for party rocking. I’m so fucking sorry

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

this is how summer is going to feel

[c @qowieueurhfhdjk]

shawty relax let me buy you a hotdog

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I haven’t nae naed since the Incident

[alexa! @unofficialAKP]

are people born gleek or do they have gleekness thrust upon them

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i think heaven is a dive bar filled with my best friends

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[trash jones @jzux]

can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails

[chelsea (isa fan) @kikosdreamworld]

They should’ve never given me an office job I already started two rumors.

[Daniel @dadogeking]

I don't flirt I just say every single one of my thoughts out loud and hope for the best

[slavicbunny @777bun__ny]

no rizz. just big eyes and many unsettling things to say.