macy 🧞‍♀️

it’s not where you’re from it’s where you’re at

[Case Clover @Case_Clover]

@xAsamoahx She better then me I would have told you too kill your self 😭 if your my partner essentially saying some man up I’d throw hot boiling water at you

[Harumph 😾 @lasagneinmyshoe]

Imagine being written off at 7 years old

[ShireStrike @ShireStrike]

They’re lying to us about the obesity rate

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[Jme @JmeBBK]

Where can man buy bagpipes?
Proper ones.

[trin @MAXXXXXlNE]

when kat’s lore was her drinking 50 pina colada’s and getting fat

[Kia @xevekiah]

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

[joe @joe_clapton]

Rat boy in 2026? Who remembers rat boy, what were all that about

[Isaac @eyesscouts]

#oafc at Chesterfield tonight. A stain on the system and all parties involved that this club ended up outside the Football League. A proper football club.

[f @finnandoalonso]

Yanks think Tourettes isn't a proper disability but being a Plus Size Park Hopper is. Ridiculous country.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

lol whatever makes you feel better about being stuck in the house with them kids.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Amber Rose said "If 50 men call one woman a 'hoe', you'll believe it, but if 50 women call one man a rapist, you find it questionable? Let's really think about this."
... And wow.

[Luna ♀ ♋ @LunaM656]

@upmyallie How do I develop the audacity of an ugly male

[The Stone Roses @thestoneroses]

RIP our wonderful brother Mani. The greatest bass player and friend we could ever have wished for. X

[Rough Trade @RoughTrade]

The perfect example of how a bassist can be the beating heart of a band.

A legendary player with Primal Scream, the backbone of The Stone Roses' groove. RIP Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield x

[Luke @_luke1878_]

Possibly the most Ricky Gervais thing I've ever seen??? Surprised he didn't mention being an atheist in there too!

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

“the absolute state of him”

[bean @deucesvert]

i thought this was Dave lyrics