@distortededges @trvlnghthnwtch @TheBaddestMitch I tried to go natural with my second and the pain was so bad I literally threw up which just caused more contractions 💀
@trvlnghthnwtch @frost00007@ot4forthewin@TheBaddestMitch I had no idea the importance of those post birth contractions until after having my second. I didn’t really feel many and next thing I know I was hemorrhaging and almost needed a transfusion. Lost like 2 pints of blood in like 20 minutes
A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.
For those of you who dislike Matt Damon:
One time he was at my bar completely shitfaced. He fell and split his head open and when security got to him and did their safety check they asked if he knew who he was.
He said “C’mon guys it’s me Matt Damon, from We bought a Zoo.”