Macy

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[Daily Bugle Janitorial (Paid Shill) @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

sucks about my lack of bioluminescence

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Taking the expanded bus routes to drop my kids off at city-funded daycare before heading over to the BDSM labor camp

[Paris @goodyhilton]

I'd love to unclench my jaw someday

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

3 years ago you could go days or even weeks without hearing about protein.

[seiya @systole_]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because i have a lot going on right now already

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Can we put a tariff on labradoodles

[antonia @thebirthofvnus]

the vibe i bring to the function

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[ʚɞ @lillsuccubus]

all men lie so just pick the liar with the nicest biceps

[bigsock @biggersocks]

everything shower

[Macy @macyjean2000]

Me now that Twitter likes are private

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

this is how it feels to drink a diet coke