MVCY

I’m pretty sure none of this is real

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The woman in the photo grew up literally down the road, won 4 Utah state championships (1 in this exact stadium), Gatorade Player of the Year twice, National Player of the Year, scored the fastest first goal in USWNT history…

Could probably be worth a mention, but idk.

[Joey Nova NYC 🍇 @thejoeynova]

I used to be confused about the Madonna-Whore complex when I first heard about it as a kid because I was like well isn’t Madonna kind of slutty too

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Some super healthy snacks are so nasty it almost sends me right into a big mac’s arms. This rice cake tasted like a slab of wood.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

You can literally see her try to fake human emotions and it’s so fucking unsettling

[Nathan Trueblood @NathanTrueblood]

The Louvre doesn't deserve this.

Get this beauty hung in every Buffalo Wild Wings in the nation.

[liv thee artist🍉 @liv__simone]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i hate pam bondi so much

[CoCoEllean @CocoElleann]

this is what we thought the future of tech would be, instead it's just using up all our water supplies to generate a picture of spongebob with grills and a nike tech

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

you are medically stupid.

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing like no wayyyssssss he’s starting with this he’s so funny.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

surely we can make an ad about needing better food quality in america without mike tyson saying he wanted to kill himself bc he was fat for a little bit lmao

[Local Boy @werewolfblake]

Yeah I saw those two fine ass men grinding on the truck Benito

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

if you don’t open the video and simply watch without sound it looks like it could be a scene from Hannah Montana with Billy Ray Cyrus performing to stall for time so Miley can make it to her concert

[vivi @vivi1369267]

nothing is tmi to me in fact tell me more

[P @seattleiminyou]

Asking the other person on the elevator if they’re mad at me

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

AOC: "How rich is it that she is saying showing up to the scene of a protest with a legally owned weapon should be grounds for a person's death, execution at the hands of the state, by the same party and administration that praises Kyle Rittenhouse."