macy

I need a crown, and Coke is my preference

[macy @macysmith34]

Why is everyone giving Kylie credit for "bringing back" the Juicy track suit. I've been wearing those since 8th grade. #neverleft

[macy @macysmith34]

Law school is the best and worst thing I have ever done in my life. Simultaneously.

[macy @macysmith34]

@lexsita_ I can assure you, they are both trash.

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

the CDC says that vaccinated people are still advised to not put beans in their chili

[macy @macysmith34]

@lexsita_ That doesn’t strike fear into anyone 🤣

[macy @macysmith34]

@lexsita_ That’s crazy. Every time I see someone driving stupid it is you.

[macy @macysmith34]

My ex decided to talk 💩 about me for losing 45lbs.

Apparently I “lost my ass”.

Well, Lance, you can go ahead and kiss my “skinny” ass, you fat pos.

[macy @macysmith34]

@lexsita_ Pool. My house.

[macy @macysmith34]

@lexsita_ You better not have left my damn Scentsy bar in your car and ruined it! That scent is discontinued!!!!

[macy @macysmith34]

@lexsita_ Ask who her sister is 😂

[macy @macysmith34]

I love when Selvin drops off baby Tylden in the mornings and bring his “diaper bag” AKA a DeWalt Tool Box. 😂

[macy @macysmith34]

@lexsita_ *cripple horse

[macy @macysmith34]

@coachjojones22 Where do I sign up?

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

I’m telling my kids this was Bernie Sanders

[macy @macysmith34]

I will never understand why ripped jeans are a trigger for so many people.

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

You tell a man to put the food away & this is what he does lmaoo

[macy @macysmith34]

I love being from a small town with a huge family.

You get that occasional cousin that slides in your DMs or hits on you at parties.

🗣DISTANT COUSIN DOES NOT MEAN DATEABLE COUSIN, YOU HILLBILLIES🗣

[macy @macysmith34]

@alexisn___