madeleine burrell

*insert witty phrase to showcase my stellar personality*

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@jilliannewmyer “Simba...remember who you are...”

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@jilliannewmyer Has to be click bait....right?

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@jilliannewmyer Have I ever told you you’re my hero...

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@jilliannewmyer Ok new profile pic. I see u😉

[Samuel Bolt 🦅 @Sam_Bolt]

He’s been practicing this whole time for sitting on the throne. Wow, great foreshadowing #GameOfThrones

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

Dry shampoo and shots of espresso are about all that’s keeping me going at this point

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

Sometimes I drink cold water while chewing mint gum just to feel a little more edgy

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@jilliannewmyer I had one where I had our black grad gown on, but it was the wrong black, even tho it was the same black, and they wouldn’t let me walk. These stress dreams r getting out of hand

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@MoJoe_JoeJo Yeah if u could get me some old tennis balls for my walker that’d be great

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

Today I turned 23, which is close to 25, which is half way to 50...so if you have any good wrinkle cream suggestions hmu

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@jilliannewmyer Proud mom 🥰

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@amanda_bachmann 😂Mkay but for context....I was commenting on ANTM when a model said she could NeVeR fail bc “fashion was her passion”

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

When you find someone who appreciates Portlandia as much as you do

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

That's one dangerous game of Jenga

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

s/o to my man at the theater that started making finger puppets on the screen when the movie wouldn't start. My kinda guy!

[Paige Alena @itspaigealena]

me: if you drink this coffee you’re gonna get jittery and anxious and you’re gonna feel sick later.
my brain: good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

It's not a porta-potty...it's a porta-party

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

@Sam_Bolt @TanCrosslin No bueno WANO. I know, he know, we know WANO 😂

[madeleine burrell @mad3196]

When you leave food in the back of the fridge and forget about it Archaeologists find the world's oldest bread in Jordan https://t.co/QXOklrVfBf