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[madison @mad_as_sun]

I FUCKING MET KYLIE AND SHE CALLED ME A CUTIE @KylieJenner

[Lucas Meyer 🎙️ @meyer_lucas]

@netflix

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

This guy wins at Linkedin

[AndieIsOnline @AndieIsOnline]

drawing my own tweets until the algorithm stops hating me

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[Obóng Phoenix #RIP_SOKI👑 @ComradeAkpabs]

BREAKING: Admiral-General Haffaz Aladeen, Supreme Leader of the Republic of Wadiya, will be making a statement today concerning the disputes between Russia, Ukraine and the NATO.
#WWIII #RussiaUcraina

[madison @mad_as_sun]

Officially made my financial goal for 2021 and I’m so fucking proud of myself!! 🥂

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Man. We are Scott’s Tots. 😔😔😔

[madison @mad_as_sun]

When that stimmy hits right on Halloween weekend 👹

[madison @mad_as_sun]

This iOS 15 update is just dandy.

[madison @mad_as_sun]

Well I fucked up... tried to fill out a quote for a moving company. Gave them my name, number and email. Seemed pretty standard.

14 Phone Calls
8 Voicemail’s
5 Texts
10 Emails
All in less than 24 hours.. fml.

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of 6 year olds to come up with a mantra to help us through life.
They had some ideas.
A THREAD

[dayana @dsarkisova]

finally started squid game

[Matt C @MattfromKC]

May the 4th be with you and make sure your reverse is in working order, unlike Terry:

[Klein Electronics @KleinElectronic]

Get your hands on the new ultra-rugged @sonimtech RS60 tablet and pair it with a BLU RSM for a simplified push-to-talk experience on the job.
Check it out here: https://t.co/adpoD4qvkD

#Sonim #KleinElectronics #XP5S #XP8 #PTT #POC #communication #firstnet #pushtotalk #klein

[The Trading Mentalist @BillyHo57280548]

A lot of #GME people made a mistake and sold early. They slowed the momentum and allowed shorts to cover a lot of ground. #AMC don’t make the same mistake. It is ours to lose. Don’t settle, hodl! #AMCSqueeze #margincall #apestogetherstrong

[Clarisse Loughrey @clarisselou]

Please enjoy Harrison Ford watching a magic trick & then reacting in the only way Harrison Ford reacts to anything

[madison @mad_as_sun]

Ain’t much that’s more embarrassing then being a grown woman in a business environment walking around with a stain on my leg from spilling my fruit cup juice.. except doing it twice in one week.

[Robert Ashton (He-Him-His / Il) @SJShrks22]

Tonight! Hopefully our last clock change 🇨🇦! #DaylightSavingTime #SpringForward #TimeChange

[madison @mad_as_sun]

Love falling asleep to a police helicopter circling our neighborhood.

Just #Escondido things 💕