Me and @MasterOwenRT have @pupbikey exactly where he belongs:
on his knees, head height, sandwiched between our superior-scented arses. 💨😈
Extreme fart domination from both sides.
No dignity, no escape, just a pup learning exactly what it means to serve his Masters.
If you're watching and wishing that were you, you already know what your tribute should look like.
TRIBUTE LINKS BELOW 👇
https://t.co/grJdhD4McY 
https://t.co/4Kp1nfmSE9
guys with feet that don’t stink will be like “they fucking reek today” but they really smell like laundry detergent. meanwhile guys with actually smelly feet will be like “they’re not too bad today” and they will clear a room in seconds