the closet ploy

It's hard to recognize the real thing, It comes along once in a while

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

Imagine a 5-Star hotel on New Year’s Eve. Imagine the kitchen staff hustling away on this busy night like greased wheels, sweeping looms, with a full and expensive house clamoring for more when a casual lamb fat fire breaks out in a poorly managed oven (cough cough, Vince)…

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

This is Orson Welles talking about his friendship with Ernest Hemingway. Imagine if people were still this articulate.

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

Constance and change.

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

Fleabane and her weed friends livin’ it up.

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

Samuel L. Jackson had some things to say from this courthouse.

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

God has a sense of humor as I glide into my 56th year, blessing me with beautiful and smart 10-year-old twins, a lovely wife, three aging cats, two tempestuous kittens, and seven daffy ducks. Now here we are—I roll with it, move on with this newest burden, yet, thank you.

[EpicRoxy @EpicRoxy]

https://t.co/fpc8NLJI23 EVERYBODY RT/follow on ALL platforms and Buy the music Now, says Roxy!!! Mrs. Roxy 😊 @SouleTunes 🎸💯🎶

[Michelley @MichelleyDLC]

Pea and collard soup for supper. Comfort food

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

@UncleFlapjacks Holy moly, I thought those gobs of PB&J were raw chicken gizzards for a moment. 🤣

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

What do you think about blue, my dude?

[Michelley @MichelleyDLC]

@mad_breadloaf Reminds me I have a gifted handwritten recipe for possum stew that I’ve been meaning to never make. 🤢

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

@MichelleyDLC Get a copy of this. Some really peculiar recipes cleverly written and an interesting middle section of random southern things in photographs.

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

Yes, that’s a wet opossum eating fresh cat puke (Thanks Xena) and a shrew I found in the house. Welcome to country living.

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

A note on marriage: One day you’re whispering nervous sweet nothings into a waiting and eager ear, then before you know it you are openly talking about the great dump you just took. It’s an upside down world, kitties.

[The Renaissance Garden Guy @TheRena44620640]

"'Caryatid Easy by Son Volt: Desiring the Remote and Immutable". My review in The RGG of one of the most underrated, cryptic alt rock tracks of the '90s. See the comments at the end from a critic who interviewed Jay Farrar before a Chapel Hill performance.
https://t.co/2ZmyLL7aJD

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

@TheRena44620640 This is one of my top Son Volt songs, neck and neck with ‘Tear Stained Eye.’ Thanks for the explanation of caryatid and its relation to the song. As Carson would say, “I didn’t not know that,” but then again the song came out way before the all knowing internet query. Rock on!

[The Renaissance Garden Guy @TheRena44620640]

@mad_breadloaf It's an old-timer. Nearly 80 years old.

[the closet ploy @mad_breadloaf]

@TheRena44620640 “She’s a beaut, Clark.”