Sauce King

listens to too much ABBA, wears too much denim | she/her

[Sauce King @mad_dashin]

Selling a bunch of stuff on fb marketplace. so if I get murdered be sure to check my fb messenger to find who killed me and thank them.

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I think I want to move to New England if only for the yard sales on Sunday.

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Actually. Now that I think about it. Benedict has to meet Sophie too this season. And Eloise should have to turn down at least one proposal.

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*bridgerton book spoilers* but I’m calling it now either one or both of these will happen as a side plot: Francesca will get married, and Marina will unalive. To set us up for the future seasons.

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@Kaleighbriannee Let’s go. It’s pigeon time.

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Hey! @HBO @hbomax y’all gonna let people have a tiny bit of peace and announce OFMD season 2? I will lose it if it isn’t renewed for at least 7 more seasons.

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I am 6 books into my reading manic episode. Send recommendations I’ll run out of books by next Saturday

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I frequently refer to parts of technical drawings as “little hats” at work and honestly it’s successful communication because they always understand what I mean.

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Pissed single people don’t get life event presents like people getting married and having babies. Send me presents. I got a masters two years ago and no one noticed bc of the panorama

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Things I have: a full renaissance fair pirate outfit, a rowing machine, and a Spotify playlist of sea shanties.

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I feel like 50 thousand dollars could easily fix all my problems. Which like. Relatively isn’t much esp considering billionaires. Some billionaire give me 50k.

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Anyone in Knoxville wanna come to my party. All but one person cancelled and as fun as @JazzMontage and I are, we are cooler with an audience

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Ay. @EA. You best bring back auto roofing in Sims 5. This is a threat.

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Fuck I’m gonna have to start driving places again. Someone date me so I don’t have to drive

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If he’s best friends with “a horrible person” he’s probably also a horrible person. Tip for@the future.

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Breakup vibes of pizza, tequila, and new girl.

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When your coworker takes PTO for 3 weeks but you miss her so you still text her updates during your work day.

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Paris Geller is the best tv character and the best piece of tv writing and character development ever written. In this essay I will

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My favorite butterfly effect in my life was how Tres leches cake ended up with me getting banned from Europe.

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I am only adjacent to Taylor swift fandom however I have been provided with the fact that she dated him at 19 and he was 28 and they dated for 3 months and he didn’t go to her 21st birthday??? Make it make sense

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I hope the duolingo social media manager is getting head hunted.