Madeline Feldmann

[julia colander @juliacolander]

Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition

[MAStermind 💿🚒 @samisntokay]

HELP??? WHY ARE THEY RIGHT

[MLB @MLB]

4/9/2001: Albert Pujols homers in his first regular season home at-bat with the Cardinals.

10/2/2022: Albert Pujols homers in his last regular season home at-bat with the Cardinals.

Full circle. 🤯

[Gretchen Bangert @gretchenbangert]

Don’t forget to come out tonight at the Knights of Columbus for live music performed by @ButzSteve and the Ztub Experience!

[helena riley @freshhel]

U can tell when someones really bonded w their water bottle

[angie @teaxtarot]

Don’t April fools me please I believe everything

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This guy fell like a cartoon character 😂

[Madeline Feldmann @mad_felds]

@meghannothdurft This is wild

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

i’m crying.

[Madeline Feldmann @mad_felds]

Do people call St. Charles St. Chuck? It’s kind of genius

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

[Home Depot staff meeting]

BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?

ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.

[Madeline Feldmann @mad_felds]

@DennysDiner hear me out. Bottomless Mimosas.

[Madeline Feldmann @mad_felds]

@DennysDiner Hear me out, bottomless mimosas.

[Madeline Feldmann @mad_felds]

@nicki_2598 This is gold 😂

[Alex @alexyoubitch_]

fuck a breakup have y’all ever had to chase your dog down the street.

[Madeline Feldmann @mad_felds]

@madirae24 Get married already