Mad Apple Moonshine

🇺🇲That's the Mad Apple™ Way!!! 🇺🇲

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

I promise not to churchmax nor run game at the Tate McRae concert

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

Lady liberty is my muse

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

If you’re dating a masculine woman, that makes you a gay nigga

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Did we not just discuss Rule No. 72 of Washington’s Codes of Civility over Beef Jowl last evening?

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Babe right now is really not a good time. I have the Mongolians negotiating with the Dutch on my behalf.

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

Is America falling apart or am I just watching Jimmy Fallon

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Trannies from Leon

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We got ball knowledge on the former Chilean president earlier tonight

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Lil Uzi Vert is so slept on

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how it feels to finally get a date as a sensitive young man

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

You should try microdosing something other than sunlight

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

I love small towns in Spain. Easier to militarize.

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

Don’t ask me about what happened on Tapas Fridays in Logroño.

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

A great business plan is like pornography you know it when you see it

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

Call me a gay nigga on Juneteenth the way I be feastin

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

We’re literally changing the world from our apartments

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

Duck Dynasty > The Sopranos

[Mad Apple Moonshine @mad_moonshine]

Bull riding is the male equivalent of stripping

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I use Instagram almost as much as Indians use Calendly

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I’m far more concerned with her ELO than her body count