mad-simp™

Former radio guy, theatre tech guy, political guy, phone guy, retired from work, not retired from life. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQ+ #Resistance

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: Trump’s Freedom 250 stage collapses in the midst of a rehearsal for the July 4 performance.

This is so representative of Trump‘s presidency.

It appears that everyone is OK, but this could’ve gone so much worse. People literally could have died.

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@HotMoozik @RonFilipkowski 🤢

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@atrupar That’s his “I just dropped a deuce in my diaper” look

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@KyleKulinski That’s his “just dropped a deuce in my diaper” look

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A fascist, a pedophile and a tv host walk into a bar. The bartender says “Your regular Mr. Trump”? And proceeds to make an arnold palmer.

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Deadly E. coli outbreak linked to McDonald’s

[Liam Martin @LiamFromBoston]

Feels important to note that the president of the union leading the port strike has a long-standing relationship with Trump and is causing major damage to a roaring economy five weeks before the election.

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@cwebbonline 🤮

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@theliamnissan Titties were not allowed on Twitter, but it’s ok on X

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@Mar3sons Have you #blockedElonMusk yet?
#BlockElon #BlockElonMusk

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

When Mitt Romney is seriously considering whether or not he and his family will need to flee the country for safety if Donald Trump is elected, you better be paying attention.

[Travon Free @Travon]

September 15th, 2023. Remember how much your life can change in a year!

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

BREAKING: Man With Worms In Brain Endorses 78 Year Old Florida Felon

[farhad manjoo (former bluecheck) @fmanjoo]

nice speech but she avoided all the tough issues

1) electric boats vs sharks
2) low-flow toilets not flushing it all down
3) steam vs electric carrier catapults
4) with wind power can’t watch TV when the wind isn’t blowing
5) no position on Hannibal Lecter