Madam Cooper

Entertainer

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

Hey! Nice!! Just decided to try the new spaces feature before going to bed here in NY and wound up having a delightful spontaneous chat with @madamcooper before she hit the stripper stage at @Marysclubpdx and then chatted about AI with @brycekatz …and for a moment, it felt like Old Twitter! Strippers plus people workin random grocery jobs plus PhD papers. I miss it.

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

A Rockstar, a Sex Worker and Preacher walk into a coffee bar on Easter Morning…

@fathernathan @amandapalmer

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

@MarissaRMoss As a stripper, this has become a strict rule for me

[Virginia Woolf Bot @botvirginia]

I’ve been so buried under with dust and rubbish. But now here’s to spring…

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

@cooliajannon Femme gossip saves lives. Literal and spiritual.

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

@_love_holly_ I had a moment like this about you w a dude when I was waitressing at a bar in extremely rural Alaska.
He said his son was in this called the Black Opry and I was like “Oh that’s Holly G!” and he stared at me stunned.
I was like duh, she’s famous. 🤷‍♀️

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

The Wicked Bitch of Broadway is back in Nashville March 29th.
See yall at Acme Feed & Seed 10pm 💋

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

@cooliajannon Oh my word!!!!!!!

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

@_love_holly_ Some irritating double standard horseshit

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

Quit your Minnie Pearl Clutching ya babies! When a woman does some actual outlaw shit everybody wants to rip her to shreds. A whole laundry list of dudes have been wasted and “disrespectful” on that stage.

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

I hope Elle gets the help that is hard as fuck to get in this industry.
I had to literally beg MusicCares for weeks to help me sober up.
It will be a lot easier for her to heal if we get our square toed boots off her neck and quit bein’ nasty hypocrites.

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

And stop acting like Dolly is a saint. She swears like a sailor and has tattoo covered tiddies for cryin’ out loud

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

@TristaCrass Outside of Goodbye Earl, can someone send me a list of songs about killing husbands? I cannot think of one single other song that mentions that.
But there are soooo many classics about shooting and drowning and burying and killing women.
Am I missing sumthn?

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

@zaruba__art 🥲

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

Essential Worker Smoke Break
Portland Oregon 2024

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

In my dream I touched boobs with Meryl Streep and my highschool drama teacher while we all worse corsets and sang brothel songs to the townsfolk in a mad max style American Legion club.

I used to slam shots and dream nothing.
Now I enter ice cream induced West World reveries

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

In 2024, we are not doing mean queens.

Uh oh. You don’t like me?
You have some catty shady thing to say?
Hack that shit up like a hairball and let’s move on bestie.
And sit down, we have appetizers to order.

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

In the aftertimes, I’ve made a concentrated effort to work for women when I seek employment outside of myself.
I just got a very surprise holiday bonus in the mail. During the slowest time of year in my career.
Again, I love working for women. ❤️

[Madam Cooper @madamcooper]

@cooliajannon Singing this today!!!