Chris McAlister

jack of lots of trades. surveyor, mum, half arsed cook, beer lover & all round crazy person.

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It will be a great day for science when someone invents an instrument that can measure how much Brisbane loves Clare Polkinghorne.

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@diekarasu @brisbaneroar @bneroarfans @Craig_Foster @clarepolks89 @WenzelHalls Hello a team of Jamie Young’s!!!

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@macho_montana Someone please tell me this guys name?! I’m a lecturer in Australia and I wanna send this guy an email to tell him what a champ he is!!

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@AardigOranje This works on so many levels 😂😂

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@timminchin @ProfesssaJessa 😂😂

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@AardigOranje @Nicoooo94 @CTrajceska @DRPourre I missed this amongst a Covid scare at out joint, but bloody bravo @LadiesALeague this article fucking nails it 👏 👏

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@Rhys_HJ 😂 damn autocorrect

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What if our kids are the #Covid19 equivalent to the rats & fleas of the black plague? Happily spreading it around while remaining largely asymptotic? 🤔 🐀 🦠 #ShowerThoughts #IsolationFun

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PS/ she is now trying to see her GP to get treatment for her symptoms, but how many GPs would refuse to see a patient in her position? How many people are really ill but are stuck in this medical no mans land right now?!?

[Chris McAlister @madame_ff]

Why Covid might not get us but bureaucracy might. A story in several parts. #YetAnotherCovid19Story @qldhealthnews @QLDPremier @MJA_Editor

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9/ And that, ladies, gents and germs, is how fear, panic and pandemics spread 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@evmolesworth @qldhealthnews @QLDPremier @MJA_Editor And as someone who’s been in close contact with her in the last 48 hours, no one could tell me what I should do. So we’re self isolating the whole family for a few days. But WTAF?!?