Sparksinthehouse

Comedian, Long Form improviser, Educator, MC!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

Teacher Workforce Shortages Issues Paper https://t.co/J1NYsgVkbA If I stated teaching today, I wouldn’t have any plans to stay. Teachers are treated like unskilled labourers.

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

Teacher Workforce Shortages Issues Paper https://t.co/J1NYsgVkbA The shortage is due to funding models. Experienced teachers are expensive. It’s economical to manage them out. Have new furniture or experienced staff??

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@JasonClareMP I saw one rogue principal manage 70% of a well loved staff in a high achieving school in the first six months of her appointment. She then took credit for the VCE results the following year. This was made possible due to the govt school funding model.

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@roseapple73a @JasonClareMP Really! Print worksheets. Where are these marvellous worksheets?

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@The_Real_Rupe @bean_feasa @Jeanett78434655 Either! What ever happened to the betterment of the nation? Where are our common goals for the kind of Australia we could be? #auspoll2022

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@bean_feasa @Jeanett78434655 The only thing that makes sense is that they think they will wake up in the 1% of Australian’s who benefit from the NLP.

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@bean_feasa @Jeanett78434655 That is the sadest thing about it! This is not the Australia I was brought up into!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@Jo_Barnes He thought he was so clever and diverse in that moment!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@AlboMP @JEChalmers Step it up harder Albo, don’t focus so much on Scotty’s flaws. Focus on what you will deliver.

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@Briggs A small burger at the school canteen was $7.50 in rural Vic!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@StephBroadbrid1 Omg not at you! At the audacity of people to be so revolting!! You are wonderful!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@StephBroadbrid1 Nice guys!!! Honestly who the fuck do they think they are with their tiny peenies and mediocre man smash it syndrome!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@StephBroadbrid1 I got really annoyed by your tweet!!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@AlboMP Come on then mate!! Don’t play safe!! Scomo has got to go! You are out our only hope!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@elzbthjne @DunstUpdates Perhaps @amyschumer choose @kirstendunst because they know each other!

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

Her husband from @BreakingBad ??? didn’t give @amyschumer a black eye? What kind of toxic man is this! No flap slap from @Kirstendunst ? Can everyone take a joke in the cheap seats.

[Kirsten Dunst Updates @DunstUpdates]

@SammyH54550253 Amy Schumer called Kirsten a “seat filler” and then pushed her out of the chair.

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

Flap slap her!!

[lanaland 🫀 @neonnostalgia]

@DunstUpdates For anyone that missed it:

https://t.co/SOzOJtO9CB

[lanaland 🫀 @neonnostalgia]

@DunstUpdates For anyone that missed it:

https://t.co/SOzOJtO9CB

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@DunstUpdates @SammyH54550253 @DunstUpdates flap slap her already!!! Don’t let the boys get the fuckin limelight again

[Sparksinthehouse @MadamMuck]

@DunstUpdates Flap slap her!!!!